Linux Kernel Development.

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Message from Linus Torvalds <torvalds@transmeta.com>

Fellow hackers,

For some time I have felt unappreciated by some members of the Linux
community. Far too many of you like to whine and cry, saying "My patches
aren't being accepted by Linus, but they are by Alan or Michael!"
It seems that some of you are too stupid to follow the simple
instructions that I have made clear on more than one occasion.
This, combined with the fact that today is my last day at Transmeta,
has prompted me to consider rediscovering that balance I had in my life
before you all took my hobby and made it into a mass movement. I have
not decided who should take over maintenance of the kernel myself, for I
believe that this decision should be made in a quasi-democratic
fashion. While democracy has not worked well with this group of people
before, I am willing to give it one last chance.

However, I do have some opinions on who should succeed me as leader
of kernel development. I will provide my opinions below as I am
entitled to do so. Below is an alphabetical list of my nominations.
I include a brief explanation of why I nominated them and any concerns
I may have. You all should do the same for your nominations.

Alan Cox: Alan has done a spectacular job of maintaining the 2.2 branch
ever since I embarked on the development branch. He would have been an
automatic choice for this job, except for his childish refusal to
travel to the US, where all the real kernel hackers hang out.
Marcello has proven to me, however, that you do not need to live
in a technology-rich country such as the US to be a leader of
kernel development.

Matt Dillon: Whenever someone moans about the 2.4 VM fiasco,
I think to myself, "I wish Matt hadn't left the Linux kernel
development for FreeBSD!" I believe that if Matt were to be chosen
as leader, we would have had a sane and working VM on par with
FreeBSD's months ago. While he has little leadership experience, he
is a member of FreeBSD-core, a position which certainly demands
respect.

Eric S. Raymond: Being leader of kernel development involves
fielding a significant amount of media attention. ESR has shown
on many occasions that he can talk **** and still sound just as
convincing as anyone on this list, all the time being completely
oblivious to any contrasting viewpoints. While his
kernel-configuration-adventure-game contribution to Linux just
screams out "worthless bloat", I must admit to having enjoyed
many a lonely night playing the game. If he could lay a similar
interface over gdb, I'm sure that more kernel hackers would
actually debug their work before submitting it.

Richard M. Stallman: RMS has an exceptional track record in the
open-source field, being largely responsible for my favorite text
editor, compiler, and debugger. No other open-source hacker has
come as close as he has to replicating the integration available
with Microsoft Visual C++ 6 years ago. I fully endorse him as a
candidate, assuming he's willing to drop his puerile "GNU/Linux"
ego stroking.

Theo de Raadt: Theo is an exceptional candidate. Not only is he a
more than adequate hacker; he attracts exactly the type of people
to OpenBSD that he wants, and will jettison those who are not up to
the task. While purging out all the less-than-adequate hackers
in the Linux project will inevitably attract negative publicity
from Slashdot and other "community" sites where these feeble hackers
hang out, it will no doubt strengthen Linux in the future. Just
look at what Theo's strong leadership has done for OpenBSD! He
turned around the worthless "research project" that was NetBSD and
made it an enterprise-class firewall system. I can only imagine
the effect his Midas touch could have on the Linux kernel.

You have until the end of April 1, 23:59 Pacific Time to submit your
nominations to the list. The most nominated person will become the leader
of kernel development. I will examine the list of nominations and,
assuming that the winner wants the job, I will hand full control over to
them. I know that this is short notice, but knowing how obsessively most
of you check your inboxes, I figure you should have more than adequate
time to submit your recommendations. The decision will be final and no
discussion will be considered after it has been made, so choose
carefully.

Thank you.

Linus

dahamsta

FYI and AFAIK, Alan is organising a trip to Ireland at the moment (he's quite the regular over here). From what I can gather, he's coming to the People's Republic first (of course), and he's trying to get up to Dublin too. There'll probably be an announcement on linux.ie shortly.

adam

lynchie

AFAIK, yesterday WAS the 1st April - Ring any Bells???

Im not subscribed to the kernel mailing list but I did find this on groups.google.com.

The mail was not sent from Linus at all

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Linux Needs new Leadership

Typedef

I could be wrong but, isn't the general wisdom that Alan Cox is the only actual contender?

dahamsta

Gods, you're a gullible sod Typedef.

adam

Typedef

Well if it's a joke, it cuts very close to the bone.
There have been people calling for Linus' head for the last few months and speculation has been rife that he will 'step aside' or allow a 'lieutenant' to make lots of the decisions he currently makes, yes perhaps you are right and it is a joke, but the joke stems from what I can gather from www.linuxnewbie.org a fair amount of speculation to the same.

Black humor.

Evidence the 'joke' is quite 'black' http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/24245.html

LinuxNewbie link http://www.linuxnewbie.org/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=005636

If it's a joke, I'm not laughing.

logic1

You have until the end of April 1, 23:59 Pacific Time to submit your
nominations to the list.

An obvious April 1st. Gullible doesn't even come close.

.logic.

dahamsta

There's been bitching and whining about kernel patches for an age now, but - as the Register article points out - the bitching is about the actual patching /system/ rather than Linus himself. A few kernel hackers want to put "lieutenants" in place to handle patch submissions, so the crap can be dumped and the good stuff handed on to Linus. I don't think Linus will be standing down for quite some time yet.

LinuxNewbie link

Well, what do you expect from a bunch of newbies?*

SUCKA!

adam

[1] * Humour. linuxnewbie.org is a very handy site. Ugly as sin, but very handy.

Typedef

Stick and stones won't break your bones, the bitching will suffice.

Hecate

the mail header is a dead giveaway

Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.4.01.2002ApR11F0015.31337-101723@transmeta.com>

dahamsta

In a totally anal way, dahamsta requotes as:

Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.4.01.2002ApR11F0015.31337-101723@transmeta.com>

[Cos it needs to be spelled out, cha no?]

Eff.

adam

Gavin

Originally posted by Hecate
the mail header is a dead giveaway

Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.4.01.2002ApR11F0015.31337-101723@transmeta.com>

I would have thought that that would have explained it

Gav