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little prick

GoneShootin · 2002-04-01 01:34:02

A young hotshot gets a job with the Tax Office. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi. He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free…

01-04-2002 1:34am

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A young hotshot gets a job with the Tax Office. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi. He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoth bakery, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoth."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the Tax Office, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you."

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#2 01-04-2002 5:22pm

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LOL take that u tax guy

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#3 01-04-2002 5:29pm

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ewwww and am LOL!

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#4 01-04-2002 11:29pm

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ahahahahahahaha

roffle mayo

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#5 02-04-2002 12:13am

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Let that be a lesson to all of you: DO NOT **** eith a rabbi.

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