BOARDS BEER 27th April part Deux

WhiteWashMan

OK Kids.

it has been decided by the boards beer committee (me and amp) that swe shall be arriving in McTurkles at 4pm on saturday 27th april.

for those of you who are too young to attend, one day you will organise your own beer. dont worry, time is on your side.

for those of you who dont know where McTurkles is, well, if you get of the dart at tara street, come out and turn right along liffey, then turn right and its halfway up that street on the left hand side. its also right beside the long stone pub coming from the cinema beside d'olier street. if you dont know d'olier street, then you must be a cultchie...

for those of you who dont know who anyone else is, dont worry, go down the back, look for a group of predominantly male people.
just ask for eamo, which as most of you know is me.
you may buy me a drink of my choice and i will introduce you to the rabble.

for those of you not going, why are you reading this?

for those of you that need somewhere to stay, it'll be arranged, dont worry your little cotton socks.


monty, can you sticky this, delete the other thread, edit out thses bits and any other off topic ones?
cheers

Monty - the one and only

Done

amp

A few things:

1. YAAAY! I R ON TEH COMITEE! FEER MEH POWAR!
2. I shall not deign to wear panties on this occasion
3. Chixor get to buy me pints for free! AT NO COST *






*to me

logic1

I'd like to be added to the commitee as you all owe me pints.

Thank you,

Secretary of Teh Comete .logic.

amp

4. Any body who owes the commitee pints can be on the commitee. Welcome aboard Logic.

Dustaz

apparently i owe logic a pint (or so he informed me this evening), do i win a fiver?

Shinji

Dustaz owes me a pint. Can I have his fiver too?

WhiteWashMan

im sorry, but the committee must meet at the boards.ie beer committee agm to decide who can be on the boards.ie beer committee. the committee shall then meet on 27th april and vote.

this shall then be ratified by the boards.ie beer committee director ship (consisting of me and amp) as to whether or not the new committee rulings are valid.
anyone who is rejected fromthe boards.ie beer committee board by the boards.ie beer committee directors, must forfit a pint to the boards committee directors.
no-one can join the boards.ie committee directors unless i say so. amp being the junoir member coz hes younger than me.

logic1

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
im sorry, but the committee must meet at the boards.ie beer committee agm to decide who can be on the boards.ie beer committee. the committee shall then meet on 27th april and vote.

this shall then be ratified by the boards.ie beer committee director ship (consisting of me and amp) as to whether or not the new committee rulings are valid.
anyone who is rejected fromthe boards.ie beer committee board by the boards.ie beer committee directors, must forfit a pint to the boards committee directors.
no-one can join the boards.ie committee directors unless i say so. amp being the junoir member coz hes younger than me.

I would agree to these terms but I'm afraid of some sort of switch wherein everybody on the committee that currently owes me pints e.g. all of them would convene at aforementioned meeting house of ill repute and in due course refuse my application to be part of the boards.ie beer committee and in any such case of the boards.ie beer committee refusing a potential boards.ie beer committee member membership of the afore stated boards.ie beer committee the refused person or personages will then be indebted to the refusing boards.ie beer committee for the princely sum of one beer per boards.ie beer committee member inclusive of all boards.ie beer committee members who upon application to the boards.ie beer committee and after being presented in person at the boards.ie beer committee agm and having been granted entry by the boards.ie beer committee to become a junior member of the boards.ie beer committee and thus having been awarded the position of chief junior non-important boards.ie beer committee runabout I will then be forced by the rules to buy each of the boards.ie beer committee members one pint of their chosen beverage in each case instead of the esteemed boards.ie beer committee members purchasing me several pints of my chosen beverage as should happen.

That is all.

.logic.

Puck

OHH NOE I R TEH CULCHIEE!!!1

And it's been a while since I was in Dublin too. But from vague memmories, the directions given and amp's scary map I think I could find the place. I'll see if I can find a place to stay but it doesn't look too promising. It'd be nice though so I'll try.

amp

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan

no-one can join the boards.ie committee directors unless i say so. amp being the junoir member coz hes younger than me.

Pwned by like 4 months or something. DAMN MY PARENTS!

Mills

I might be coming back from the UK through Dublin round this time, If I am I'll make an effort to call in for a few pints, would need somewhere to stay though (is anyone looking about accomadation for the out-of-towners? hinji mentioned a hostel at one stage?)

Shinji

Mills - that is what I will most likely be sorting yes. Lemme know what the story is with you and I'll try and sort something for you as well, be it grabbing someone's gaff or hostel or whatever. Wouldn't do to miss out on booze through the simple matter of accomodation now would it?

sutty

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........................McTurkles you say......a nice place and food and its free to book it

I'll bring my camra......and OH yes.......we are going to Fireworks!!!


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Pepe LeFrits

I may be along, but only if Shinji keeps his roving hands to himself.

Or at least to everyone else but me.

four_star

myself and SheroN will be there.

Pepe LeFrits

oh, about accomodation, there is a spare room (with a big TV, video, hifi, and wide bed{!}) in my gaff and a couch in the basement which may be available to individuals seeking accomodation in exchange for drink or manspiel.

dirty old men need not apply :chinese:

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by logic1


I would agree to these terms but I'm afraid of some sort of switch wherein everybody on the committee that currently owes me pints e.g. all of them would convene at aforementioned meeting house of ill repute and in due course refuse my application to be part of the boards.ie beer committee and in any such case of the boards.ie beer committee refusing a potential boards.ie beer committee member membership of the afore stated boards.ie beer committee the refused person or personages will then be indebted to the refusing boards.ie beer committee for the princely sum of one beer per boards.ie beer committee member inclusive of all boards.ie beer committee members who upon application to the boards.ie beer committee and after being presented in person at the boards.ie beer committee agm and having been granted entry by the boards.ie beer committee to become a junior member of the boards.ie beer committee and thus having been awarded the position of chief junior non-important boards.ie beer committee runabout I will then be forced by the rules to buy each of the boards.ie beer committee members one pint of their chosen beverage in each case instead of the esteemed boards.ie beer committee members purchasing me several pints of my chosen beverage as should happen.

That is all.

.logic.

shut up.

logic1

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan


shut up.

Damn you to hell. Ring McTurkles and book it. They'll rail off a section speshially.

.logic.

WhiteWashMan

you book it. i live in another country god damn it!

oh, and thanks for the sig.
ive plagerised it

Bard

Originally posted by amp
4. Any body who owes the commitee pints can be on the commitee. Welcome aboard Logic.

Hmmm... that puts me on it... I owe none other than WhiteWashMan himself a pint...

I'll be there if I can get the night off work. As I'm giving 3 weeks notice that I want it off, that should be grand.

Typedef

Hmmm I think someone as good looking and as universally liked as I should be on this board of free beer.
Yes, that would make sense... I know logic1 is in agreement.
ha ha.

fi

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
im sorry, but the committee must meet at the boards.ie beer committee agm to decide who can be on the boards.ie beer committee. the committee shall then meet on 27th april and vote.

this shall then be ratified by the boards.ie beer committee director ship (consisting of me and amp) as to whether or not the new committee rulings are valid.
anyone who is rejected fromthe boards.ie beer committee board by the boards.ie beer committee directors, must forfit a pint to the boards committee directors.
no-one can join the boards.ie committee directors unless i say so. amp being the junoir member coz hes younger than me.

cough cough, hello boys......... how would you like a female on your commettee?? i think you boys need to be taken into hand, [ and please no smart remakes here!!!!!] you need a woman, but as you guys know i wont be there so the only thing for it is Ilishlily and Myself are organising a singles night where her and I will be froming a commettee of our own!!!!!!

any you boys interested LOL

Bard

Originally posted by Typedef
someone [...] as universally liked as I [...]

b'wahahahahahaha...

oh!!! the things that are said behind your back

Keeks

Originally posted by Bard


b'wahahahahahaha...

oh!!! the things that are said behind your back

There not much worse than whats being said to his face at the mo

logic1

Originally posted by Tushpusher


cough cough, hello boys......... how would you like a female on your commettee??

No thanks, we already have amp.

.logic.

fi

Originally posted by logic1


No thanks, we already have amp.

.logic.

girlpower!!!!

the more the merrier, i say;)

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Tushpusher


cough cough, hello boys......... how would you like a female on your commettee?? i think you boys need to be taken into hand, [ and please no smart remakes here!!!!!] you need a woman, but as you guys know i wont be there so the only thing for it is Ilishlily and Myself are organising a singles night where her and I will be froming a commettee of our own!!!!!!

any you boys interested LOL

no

amp

Originally posted by logic1


No thanks, we already have amp.

/me does a twirl

Can't wait to meet you logic after all our cybarfisting!

Typedef

Originally posted by amp


/me does a twirl

Can't wait to meet you logic after all our cybarfisting!

cyberfisting.... is this like the bitch click's secret handshake?

amp

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Typedef


cyberfisting.... is this like the bitch click's secret handshake?

you know typedef, with all this cynasism, youre in great danger of becoming a paraody of me. a bad parody i might add.
give it a rest

Kairo

I do believe I owe one Rob Fahey and Amp...uh, Amp a pint each.

Count me in.

SheroN

I do believe one rob fahey owes me £20. as does gandalf.

logic1

Alright the story with McTurkles is that we can both it for free and if we want food it's 30 squid per platter. Now I was there recently and you get alot of ****in food per platter. I think between about 20 of us we didn't even finish one.

So if everyone wants to chip in on the night I'll book food othewise I'll just book the gaff.

Opinions, grumbles, grunts etc..?

.logic.

WhiteWashMan

book food for 7pm so.
we'll share between who ever is there.
i'll bring me onion and tuna sarnies just in case

Asuka

Looking forward to it.

A

seamus

Oh, so it's being booked then? That's cool. Although it does mean you were serious about there being PS2's at the back of the pub. I thought you were joking. Honestly.

OMG, it's gonna be a bunch of drunk nerds taking over a pub. Should be fun

IRISHLILY24

it sounds like a fun night out, I wish I could go

Asuka

Its happened before, Seamus, the most notable recent occasion being the Christmas montylan - although never, i suspect, at this scale.

A

Pepe LeFrits

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
i'll bring me onion and tuna sarnies just in case

omg, someone else who likes tuna & onion

/me tips hat

PS Asuka now that you bring up the xmas montylan drinks, i do believe you owe me a pint or 2 or 3

Snaga

MmMmmmMM, The platters are indeed huge, them chicken wings disappeared fairly sharpish though loggers

rachel

i may go and stalk from a distance and then when drunk enough wander over to every table asking if this is the 'boards.ie thing' before realising i'm in the wrong pub...

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by rachel
i may go and stalk from a distance and then when drunk enough wander over to every table asking if this is the 'boards.ie thing' before realising i'm in the wrong pub...

you will spot me, i'll probably be wearing a black rugby shirt with teenage dirtnag on the back.

you can say hello to me.
im nice.

no, really.

stop with the laughing.

i am nice!

Dustaz

Originally posted by kaids


PS Asuka now that you bring up the xmas montylan drinks, i do believe you owe me a pint or 2 or 3

Kaids, Speaking of Xmas montylan drinks, I do believe you own me a woman :P

Edit: Or at least a cock and bull story of epic proportions

logic1

Originally posted by Dustaz


Edit: Or at least a cock and bull story of epic proportions

Would you settle for just a cock?

.logic.

T.G Catter

janey i think i'll go........

Typedef

Originally posted by logic1


Would you settle for just a cock?

.logic.

and will you bitches be able to find one between you?

amp

Jesus H lord tap dancing mary joseph in a basket made of reeds CHRIST! where did all these chixors come from?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NO SERIOUSLY!?

Like one minute there's like less than 10, NOW THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! WTF??!!!

I mean, was there some sort of advertisment in Vogue?

TwoShedsJackson

Originally posted by Typedef


and will you bitches be able to find one between you?

Mills

PS Asuka now that you bring up the xmas montylan drinks, i do believe you owe me a pint or 2 or 3

PS Kaids now that you bring up the xmas montylan drinks, I do believe you owe me a double vodka , unless you bought me something in Tram Co and I don't remember?

I'll be down on the 27th hopefully for the drinks.