its a guy thing

Kraken

1~Is your dad a thief? because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. (be careful not to be too nervous and say, because he stole the thunder from the skies and put them in your thighs)
2~Is your dad a terrorist? because you`re the bomb.
3~Is your dad a drug dealer? cause you`re DOPE!!!!
4~Do you have a quarter? my mom told me to call her when i found the ONE.
5~Do you know karate? cause your body's KICKIN.
6~Baby, are you tired?? cause you`ve been running circles in my mind all day long.
7~Is that tempura in your stomach? or are you happy to sashimi?
8~Didn`t we go to different schools together?
9~Did it hurt? (what?) Falling from Heaven.
10~You have something of mine? (what?) my heart.
11~If I told you that you had a good body, would you hold it against me?
12~Excuse me you just dropped something, (what?) My jaw!!!(then you smile)
13~Baby you`re just like PEPSI, Cause i just gotta have it.
14~Do you like to run around naked at night? Me neither!!!!!
15~Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.
16~If i could change the alphabet, I`d put "u" and "i" together.
17~Hi my name is (name), but you can call me tonight.
18~Do you know what every moment is without you? An eternity.
19~You`re like an overdue library book, You`ve got FINE, FINE, FINE written all over you.
20~You`re like a library book, cause i want to check you out.
21~Is that a keg in your pants, cause i just wanna tap that asss!
22~That dress looks very becoming on you.(pause) I`d be--coming if i was on you too!!!
23~I lost my number, can I have yours?
24~So where does your boy friend go to school?(why do you think i have a bf?) Oh cuz usually the best ones are taken first. (awww..well iam single) (Thinking to yourself....awww jeah, $$cha-ching$$)
25~If looks could kill...You`d be on death road.
26~You make me want to be a better man.
27~What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
28~Your body is like a temple. Sorry, there are no services today.
29~May I have the last dance? You've just had it.
30~I'd go through anthing for you. Let's start with your bank account.
31~I can tell that you want me. Yes, I want you to leave.
32~You look like a dream. Go back to sleep.
Your hair color is fabulous. Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
33~I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
34~I know how to please a woman. Then please leave me alone.

Hussy

oh please you wouldn't actually use any of them !

Kraken

Ya dont say.

they are old and corney.. Hmm who reminds me of that?

Hussy

Originally posted by Kraken
Ya dont say.

they are old and corney.. Hmm who reminds me of that?

what do you mean by that???

Kraken

i wouldnt use them and the description reminds me of someone.

Pepe LeFrits

Originally posted by Kraken
23~I lost my number, can I have yours?

That rocks!!

Kraken

yeah i liked that one myself.

IRISHLILY24

Twas comical.
I would definitley laugh if someone came up to me with one of those. Though I dont know if that would be the response they were hoping for would it?

Cake Fiend

Got asked "I've lost my virginity, can I have yours?" once in London

yossarin

is your father a thief ? - cos you look like a knacker

tribble

Good, Good - it almost made me smile:)

Like the # 1 aswell