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2 great jokes!

Sangre · 2002-03-18 15:55:16

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that…

18-03-2002 3:55pm

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A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey,
wanna hear a blond joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man
behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The
bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still
wanna tell that blond joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't
want to have to explain it five times."

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey,
if I died would you get married again?"
The man said, "No dear."

The women said, "I'm sure you would."

So the man said, "Okay, I would"

Then the women asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."

Then the women asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"

And the man replied, "No, she's left handed."

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