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Penguin Bars

  • 12-03-2002 9:13pm
    #1
    Frenzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 194 ✭✭


    Has anyone else noticed the sheer bad quality (or lake of) jokes on the new Penguin Bars?

    Heres 6 to get your side splitting.

    "Make your penguin last longer, Plant it in the garden and grow a penguin tree"

    "No mate? A Penguin wrapper makes a perfect finger puppet 'friend'"

    "Stick lots of Pengui wrappers together.... Hey Presto! A parachute for those emergency moments"

    "Make your Penguin last longer... Use only your tongur to eat it"

    "Make your penguin last longer.... wear a gum shield while eating it"

    "Feeling kind ? This wrapper makes a perfect rain coat for short fat snakes"

    are the new 'jokes' funny? 10 votes

    Yes (I'm a 6 year old with one brain cell)
    0% 0 votes
    No (I'm a sexy stream line machine)
    10% 1 vote
    Couldn't give a toss (I'm a freak)
    90% 9 votes


Comments

  • #2
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    Yeah those Penguin "Jokes" have always been crap.
    I honestly think they're thought up by mental patients.


  • #3
    Clinical Waste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭Clinical Waste


    Yeah well they got you talking about em and giving free publicity.


  • #4
    Irish_Ranger_IR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 730 ✭✭✭Irish_Ranger_IR


    Originally posted by Clinical Waste
    Yeah well they got you talking about em and giving free publicity.

    True true.......

    Advertising at its best.......


  • #5
    FireDragon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭FireDragon


    man i just read them penguin joke yesterday why i was chomping down on them
    must said they are'nt good
    and i agree with the advertising bit:eek:


  • #6
    Cheez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 467 ✭✭Cheez


    They're supposed to be crap i think
    For stupified people in stupified situations


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  • #7
    dotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭dotcom


    aahhh come on amn at least u get a little laugh out of them


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