Hell ain't so bad.......

Aspro

>> > One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As
>> > he was wallowing in
>> > despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The
>> > demon asked, "Why
>> > so glum?"
>> > The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
>> >
>> > "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually
>> > have a lot of fun
>> > down here. You a drinking man?"
>> > "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
>> > "Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays
>> > all we do is drink.
>> > Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab
>> > and Fresca. We drink
>> > till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
>> > The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
>> > "You a smoker?" the demon asked.
>> > "You better believe it!"
>> > "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest
>> > cigars from all over the
>> > world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer,
>> > no biggie. You're
>> > already dead, remember?"
>> > "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
>> > The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
>> > "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
>> > "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.
>> > Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever.
>> > If you go bankrupt,
>> > well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?"
>> > The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You
>> > don't mean . . ."
>> > "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself
>> > to a great big bowl
>> > of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a
>> > submarine. You can do
>> > all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
>> > "Wow, the guy said, starting to feel better about
>> > his situation, "I
>> > never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
>> > The demon said, "You gay?"
>> > "No."
>> > "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays.

smoke.me.a.kipper

heeeheee.

azezil

Originally posted by Aspro
The demon said, "You gay?"
"Why yes."
"Ooooh, you're gonna love Fridays you can help yourself to smak".