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Toffee apple

  • 03-03-2002 6:50pm
    #1
    Aspro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 359 ✭✭


    There's this man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets
    invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.

    A few days later he receives a parcel with a note.
    "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate".

    The man thinks this is terrible because they have just
    emphasised his wooden leg and so he writes a rude letter of complaint.

    A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which
    says "Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monks habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part".

    Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from
    emphasising his wooden leg to emphasising his bald head and he writes the
    company a REALLY rude letter of complaint.

    The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads
    "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of syrup. Pour the tin of syrup
    over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a f@#king toffee apple".


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