How do you think - it's MAD

Zoot

Are you one of the 2% Nation?
Do you think in straight lines or tangents? This freaky little test will prove it incontrovertibly, once and for all.... You may very well believe your thought processes work according to your own free will. But you'd be wrong. Just like the most simple lifeforms, all our brains work to the same basic programming. And each of us is as entirely predictable as the other. Take this short test and see the proof for yourself. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can. Scroll down the screen to the next question only when you've completed the previous one (but not too fast, or you might miss something)........ What is:





























1+5





























2+4





























3+3





























4+2





























5+1





























Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 seconds. Then scroll down.





























QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE! Now scroll down





























Keep going...





























Keep going!





























You're thinking of a carrot, right?

If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are synaptically free enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise.

Freaky, huh?

Lolo

I'm a freak.

Zoot

not a freak, just different - not programmed like most.

One of the girls here came up with aubergine!

but I'm just another carrot

Xterminator

I'm a cabbage!

x

azezil

wtf! how the hell did that happen..... it was seriously the first thing that came into my head!!!! freaky

Static M.e.

Isen't it against the rules to be using carrot voodoo on
boards
This is your final Warning !!

No more using advanced algoriths to make me feel like
im in a collective......

.....your scaring me

Mr.Applepie

I have done this test twice. The first time ages ago i didnt pick a carrot i think it was turnip then this time i picked carrot(i forgot how the test works) Guess im becoming a conformist

Spunog UIE

that is feckin weird, picked carrot too and i hate those little bastards

Giblet

banana well now it's a vegetable ok

Victor

Is this in part because carrots are the most popular non staple vegetable? Does it work in other socieities?

Typedef

I thought, 'Green Pepper'.

If you have the Gimp then the green pepper brush you can use in the gimp is the exact image I had in my head..........
Che Lives.!

Goodshape

Yea.. picked carrot. Crazy.

Karl Hungus

Guilty... I picked Carrot.

Odd.

Vikktakkht

freaky...... however must be one of the 2% cos I went for green beans...

Vikktakkht

freaky...... however must be one of the 2% cos I went for green beans...

kiffer

agh crapp .... because there where no gaps to actualy scroll down ... I just read the whole thing ... now we'll never no how they got the gray elephants in to denmark.

Podge

Bloody Cabbage............it's stuck in my head...........no carrots .... the carrots are evil....
they have taken control of your brains.

Those 2% of us are the only ones safe. If you keep thinking of Cabbage, you will be safe.

We must try to stop the carrots from taking over!!!!

Cabbage is the safe option. Carrots control your brains.........

Viva ya Resistance...Viva la Carrots....i meant Cabbage...... Their trying to take control now..............Nooooooooooooooooo

:eek: Carrot

Ivan

I thought of potato, and then I thought. Wait a minute, thats not a fruit. Banana.

When I saw carrot I finally thought, ah its looking for a vegetable. Ok then, potato. Ah-ha!

Victory is mine!

Ivan

Mossy Monk

Originally posted by Zoot
QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE!

it said,

and i thought of a banana

oh well

:rolleyes: