What technicians say and what they really think. (rude)

Isegrim

Perhaps I can work late.
-When the fu** do you expect me to do this?

I'm certain that is not feasible.
-No fu**ing way.

Really?
-You've got to be shi**ing me.

Perhaps you should check with...
Tell someone who gives a shi*.

Of course I'm concerned.
-Ask me if I give a shi*.

I wasn't involved in that project.
-Its not my fu**ing problem.

That's interesting behaviour.
-What the fu**...?!?

I'm not sure I can implement this.
-Fu** it, it won't work.

I'll try to schedule that.
-Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

Are you sure this is a problem?
-Who the fu** cares?

He's not familiar with the problem.
-He's got his head up his ass.

So, you weren't happy with it?
-Kiss my ass.

I'm a bit overloaded at this moment.
-Fu** it, I'm on salary.

I don't think you understand.
-Shove it up your ass.

I love a challenge.
-This job sucks.

You want me to take care of that?
-Who the hell died and made you boss?

I see.
-Blow me.

Yes, we really should discuss it.
-Another fu**ing meeting!!

I don't think this will be a problem.
-I really don't give a shi*.

He's somewhat insensitive.
-He's a fu**ing prick.

She's an aggressive go getter.
-She's a ball busting bitch.

I think you could use more training.
-You don't know what the fu** you're doing.

Glitz

Originally posted by Isegrim

He's somewhat insensitive.
-He's a fu**ing prick.

i particually like this one!!!!