Dungeon Keeper 2 Voiceovers

Asuka

Was browsing through old games i still have installed here recently and i came across the 94 minute sound file which contains most of the DK2 narrations... very amusing, particularly, in the couple of places where there are random amusing statements made Ive conveniently pinpointed the file, the times, and a list of the amusing quotes (yes i know i was bored).

Might be of special interest to WWMan

\Bullfrog\Dungeon Keeper 2\Data\Sound\Sfx\speech_mentor\speech_mentorHD.SDT (run as a winamp file)

-80 minutes (after a casino jackpot)
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Jackpot winner!
One of your sinners has become a winner!
Youre creatures are getting drunk.
The drink is flowing freely in the casino!
It's party night!
Let's party like it's 1999!
Your creatures have noticed your evil actions...

-37 minutes
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Hmmm... are you sure you haven't been playing Populous?
Keeper, your dungeon is emptier than your head.
Trick or treat, Keeper... Mwahahahaha!
Youre taking your time on this one Keeper... scared?
Do you await some ominous sign or portent from the undergods of fire and soil?
The very rock yawns with anticipation of your next fascinating move.
Familiarity breeds contempt, Keeper.
It is the witching hour... curses are half-price. (12PM)
Surely even Dungeon Keepers must retire to a lair of some description... <yawn> (1AM)
Hello? Are you still there? (2AM)
The imps are about to lock up. (3AM)
Your nocturnal perseverence has earned you a hidden gaming tip... GO TO BED! (4AM)
You know that low, broad, downy, soft item of furniture in the next room? It has the power to cure fatigue and restore vitality... (5AM)
You'll go blind, you know. (6AM)
You have an excess of mistresses... theres a word for keepers like you.
Youre creaturesh demand kicksh and fine winesh.
A lost soul has entered your dungeon... oh, no, it's wandered out again!
A neutral creature sends word that he cant make it today.
Your dungeon floor is lumpy. Order your minions to jump up and down.
Hungry demons cannot reach their toes.
Your dungeon is on an incline. Angry creatures cannot play marbles.
Big monsters, big prizes! I love it!
Your dungeon is full of yoghurt.
Keeper, you have something unpleasant under your fingernail.
Micro-piglets stalk your dungeon. Beware!
Your dungeon is damp. Install central heating.
Never eat anything bigger than your own head, Keeper.
Your lair has been recarpeted.
Your minions demand cable!
Timing is... everything.
If you were any kind of real Keeper, you would have won by now.
Other Keepers never forget their minion's birthdays...
One of your imps does a great impression of you... he can even do the ears.

WhiteWashMan

classic, i must bring back my dungeon keeper comments
nice one, i must get dk2 again.
probably one of my favourite all time games.

Shinji

Not so much funny as spooky - has anyone discovered the very disturbing sound "easter egg" in Black & White?

When a villager in B&W dies, a low voice whispers "deaaaaaath" in an eerie kind of way as the soul floats upwards. However, play the game in the wee small hours of the morning, and this changes... Instead of saying "death", the whispery voice says the players name. I think it gets it from one of the Windows registry entries that stores your real name.

A guy I know was astonishingly freaked out when playing the game at about 2am when it gradually dawned on him that a little voice was whispering "jeremyyyy" every time a villager died. He thought he was hallucinating for a while, and wouldn't go to bed until he'd located the resource file with hundreds of pre-recorded WAVs of people's names in it...

Shiminay

Youre creaturesh demand kicksh and fine winesh.

Can you spot what film is it from? Classic!

SHAMAN

Glad to see there are those that are still faithful.I was so mad when they cancelled DK3!:mad: :eek:

Kairo

Originally posted by Shinji
Not so much funny as spooky - has anyone discovered the very disturbing sound "easter egg" in Black & White?

When a villager in B&W dies, a low voice whispers "deaaaaaath" in an eerie kind of way as the soul floats upwards. However, play the game in the wee small hours of the morning, and this changes... Instead of saying "death", the whispery voice says the players name. I think it gets it from one of the Windows registry entries that stores your real name.

A guy I know was astonishingly freaked out when playing the game at about 2am when it gradually dawned on him that a little voice was whispering "jeremyyyy" every time a villager died. He thought he was hallucinating for a while, and wouldn't go to bed until he'd located the resource file with hundreds of pre-recorded WAVs of people's names in it...

ROB!!! OMG I thought I was going mad. I'm not kidding either! I picked up that game also and I knew about the whole Death whispering thing, so I installed the patch to fix it so it wouldnt happen all the time. I could have sworn that she was still whispering death and was wondering what was going on. This was late at night.
I must find that list of wavs!

Boston

I loved that game so much, i actually though 1 was better, but 2 how more funny stuff. all round enjoyable and orginal game, myabe ill give you a game sometime wwm, i cant remember if it had multiplayer

WhiteWashMan

and of course,, the famous 'your dungeon is full of yoghurt'
classic.
used that as my .sig for ages.

phaxx

AHEM... lets not forget the Dungeon Keeper 1 sounds!

YOUR PANTS ARE DEFINATELY TOO TIGHT!