changing lightbulbs

deRanged

How many UCC students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

How many DCU students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

How many Tralee IT students does it take to change a lightbulb? None---Kerry doesn't have electricity.

How many UCD students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two-One tochange the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

How many WIT students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

How many Athlone IT students does it take to change a lightbulb? None-Offaly looks better in the dark.

How many Trinity students does it take to change a lightbulb? One-he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him

How many UL students does it take to change a lightbulb? Three-One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.

How many Sligo IT students does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them-they've got nothing else to do anyway.

How many CIT students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two-One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as a UCC
student could.

How many Tallaght students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two-One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better
college the lightbulb wouldn't go out.

How many DIT students does it take to change a lightbulb? Seven-One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in
upside down this time.

WhiteWashMan

athlone is in westmeath

Asuka

heh yeah
Same difference tho
Cept i have a load of friends from offaly...
Good apart from that