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Lord of the Rings sucks

  • 28-01-2002 9:22pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭


    Lord of the rings is a kid's film

    Why does everyone love it so much

    Does little hobbit things are evidently gay

    The storyline was ****

    It is for people who like fantasy a bit too much i mean grown men watching a film about elves


    And people saying it is the best film of all time obviously haven't seen

    Godfather
    Godfather Part 2
    Shawshank Redemption
    A time to kill
    Goodfellas
    Scarface
    Heat
    Anything with Bobby De Niro
    Black Hawk down
    or
    American Beauty

    to name just a few


    Come on grow up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭Canaboid


    So you must be one of the very few people who didn't like it ?
    Well thats allowed, carry on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭Bloody Drunkard


    Most people like it coz they are told beforehand they will like it

    yes most people are idiots

    Again i repeat IT's FOR CHILDREN


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    I give it an A- for trolling, the minus being for the inclusion of 'A Time to Kill' and 'Black Hawk Down' in a list of films which are otherwise all better than LoTR.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Originally posted by Bloody Drunkard

    It is for people who like fantasy a bit too much i mean grown men watching a film about elves


    Drunkard, lyë nar tiuco rocco!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    BLACK HAWK DOWN... greatest films of all time... are you MAD!??!?!?!??! Didn't like Heat too much either but still way better than BHD, and watchable

    The rest okey and i loved American Beauty.
    Didn't think that Lord of the Rings was bad just massivly over-rated. AN okay film in a crappy year for films, prob part the reason why it was over-rated besides the whole book following.


    Now if your talking BEST films of all time, MEAN MACHINE heh heh,
    okay i'm kidding but still better than B.H.D. ****in hated thatttttttttttt! (haven't seen mean-mahine yet but i knows its better :D)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭][cEMAN**


    Originally posted by Bloody Drunkard

    Godfather
    Godfather Part 2
    Shawshank Redemption
    A time to kill
    Goodfellas
    Scarface
    Heat
    Anything with Bobby De Niro
    Black Hawk down
    or
    American Beauty

    Hmmm so going from this list you have a thing about violent films with a touch of "Behind closed doors" sex and repression?

    Did your father secksualy abuse you as a child? Go on...let it all out....you cried at LOTR didn't you?

    >:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭Goodshape


    Originally posted by Canaboid
    So you must be one of the very few people who didn't like it ?
    Well thats allowed, carry on.

    No its not. Too many opinions are bad for ones soul.

    And Shawshank Redemtion just isn't that great.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,980 ✭✭✭meglome


    Well I really liked LOTR and I don't expect everyone to say they liked it but when someone says it crap then I say...crazytalk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭Thorbar


    I thought lotr was a great movie and I don't think if could have got all the praise it did if it was as bad as yer man is saying it is. Interesting side note: most of the people who have these negative opinions are hardcore ganster movie fans. Are they afraid of releasing their inner child and watching a few elves? I mean how much more mature is it for grown men to dance around shooting fake bullets at each other?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    Im not going to slag you over the fact you hated LOTR. But A Time To Kill ? Bloody Hell !!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭Clinical Waste


    Drunkard obviously couldn't masturbate well enough over LOTR, and so spurns it like a lover who has rejected him.

    (I sense a future sexual offender there)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭Clinical Waste


    Whoops f*cked up there with 2 posts instead of one. SORRY!
    (2 hands for beginners!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 875 ✭✭✭EvilGeorge


    Didn't we have a four page post already on this with Longfield ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    Originally posted by Bloody Drunkard
    Lord of the rings is a kid's film

    hmm, it can be seen in that way yes. and why is that a bad thing?
    i mean shrek was a kids filma dn i loved i.
    antz and a bugs life are kids films and i loved them.
    the simpsons is a kids program.....
    Originally posted by Bloody Drunkard


    Why does everyone love it so much

    coz its enjoyable.
    Originally posted by Bloody Drunkard
    Does little hobbit things are evidently gay

    hmmmm, im not too sure how you picked that one up.
    and even if it was so, what would bethe problem?
    Originally posted by Bloody Drunkard

    The storyline was ****

    hmmmm, well, it is considered a classic of modern storytelling. it would be preferable if you could give reasons for your statements instead of just making announcments like this. wel, ok, id appreciate it.
    Originally posted by Bloody Drunkard


    It is for people who like fantasy a bit too much i mean grown men watching a film about elves

    stupid isnt it.
    its like spending all your time in front of a pc shooting aliens and things with really big and stupid looking weapons.
    and then spending all your money on buying a better pc so you can do it faster.
    each to their own eh?
    Originally posted by Bloody Drunkard

    And people saying it is the best film of all time obviously haven't seen

    Godfather
    Godfather Part 2
    Shawshank Redemption
    A time to kill
    Goodfellas
    Scarface
    Heat
    Anything with Bobby De Niro
    Black Hawk down
    or
    American Beauty

    if thats your list of defintive good viewing im sorry im going to have to take a raincheck.

    have you ever seen the fan with robert deniro?
    awful muck.
    a time to kill?
    lord no.
    american beauty was a waste of time.
    godfather films were to involved and stylised for my liking.
    goodfellas was bad over acting
    shawshank redemption had tim robbins in it. say no more.
    heat had al pacino in it. possibly one of the worst actors ive had the misfortune of seeing.
    but these are my points of views and they are vastly different from yours. so just because you disagree with the majority of people in not liking lotr, im not too sure why you want to tell the world about it.
    maybe you like the attention
    /me shrugs
    Originally posted by Bloody Drunkard


    Come on grow up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    yes daddy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭Clinical Waste


    Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
    .....stupid isnt it.
    its like spending all your time in front of a pc shooting aliens and things with really big and stupid looking weapons.
    and then spending all your money on buying a better pc so you can do it faster........

    My vote: Quote of the month.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    LOLOL.

    I would have taken him seriously if it wasn't for the fact he included "A Time To Kill" in that list. John Grisham-shyte.

    Grow up. Stop trolling. People like LOTR and you didn't. Get over it. Don't you have better things to do with your time?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭dccarm


    Anything with Bobby De Niro

    Does that include Bullwinkle and Rocky?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    Do not feed the TROLL !

    Gandalf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    Originally posted by gandalf
    Do not feed the TROLL !

    Gandalf.

    which one are you talking about :)


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Again i repeat IT's FOR CHILDREN

    Bloody Drunkard - I believe the above comment suggests to me that in fact you are a child - in your teens or so - 'cos the older you get the less you care whither you are acting like a kid or not, in fact I would go as far as saying that I hope I NEVER grow up! how boring would that be!!??
    I have been a fan of LOTR's since I first read it 10 years ago and I'm still able to sleep at night!

    :rolleyes: ppffff les enfants!


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  • Subscribers Posts: 1,911 ✭✭✭Draco


    Locked for trolling. If you want to discuss why you didn't like LOTR in an intelligent manner go here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=38005


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