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Prayers

  • 25-01-2002 11:44am
    #1
    Lucifer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭


    THE GIRL'S PRAYER

    OUR CASH
    WHICH ART ON PLASTIC
    HALLOWED BE THY NAME
    THY CARTIER WATCH
    THY PRADA BAG
    IN HARRODS
    AS IT IS IN SELFRIDGES
    GIVE US EACH DAY OUR PLATINUM VISA
    AND FORGIVE US OUR OVERDRAFT
    AS WE FORGIVE THOSE THAT STOP US SPENDING
    AND LEAD US NOT UNTO MARKET STALLS
    BUT DELIVER US UNTO LOUIS VUITTON
    FOR THINE IS THE GUCCI
    THE DIOR AND THE ARMANI
    FOR CHANEL No.5 AND ETERNITY

    AMEX.


    THE BOY'S PRAYER

    OUR BEER
    WHICH COMETH IN BOTTLES
    HALLOWED BE THY ALE
    THY WILL BE DRUNK
    I WILL BE DRUNK
    AT HOME AS WE ARE IN THE PUB
    GIVE US EACH DAY OUR DAILY BEVERAGE
    AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGES
    AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILLEST AGAINST US
    AND LEAD US NOT INTO POOFY WINEBARS
    OR DETRACT US FROM REAL ALE
    FOR MINE IS THE BITTER
    THE TOTTY AND THE FOOTY
    FOREVER AND EVER

    BARMEN !


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