Joke

Lenny

Paddy Darren man, Paddy Jonny man & Paddy Scotts man were all sent to
> > > hell.
> > > >The devil told them that before they were sent into the bowels of hell
> > > and
> > > >sentenced to eternal damnation,that they would have to receive their
> > > >punishment first. They were each to receive 500 lash's from satin fiery
> > > >whip. But they were each allowed one request...................
> > > >
> > > >The scotts man said, i'll go first I want to get it over with.....
> > > >Satan replied so what is your one request then?
> > > >I want a pillow strapped to my back. So the devil got him a pillow and
> > > gave
> > > >him his 500 lashes........he crawled away in agony.
> > > >
> > > >Next paddy Darren man feeling a bit smug said "I'll go next"......but I
> > > want
> > > >5 fireproof mattresses strapped to my back!!
> > > >
> > > >The devil disgusted said you little had to grant his request, after all it was in the
> > > >contract but then the devil started to laugh coz darren wasn't shortlisted for a promotion.500 lashes later the English man laughs and
> > > >stands aside to watch Paddy Jonny man receive his punishment.
> > > >
> > > >Sooooo said Satan, what do you want then Paddy Jonny Man? 10 fireproof mattresses
I suppose?
> > > >
> > > >NO !!!! I want you to strip that Darren b*stard naked and strap him to
> > > my
> > > >back!!!!!!!

Puck

> > > >The devil disgusted said you little had to grant his request, after all it was in the
> > > >contract but then the devil started to laugh coz darren wasn't shortlisted for a promotion.

azezil

Originally posted by Puck

I second that

nanook

ok motion passed

OJ what was all that about
you lost me compleatly

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

][cEMAN**

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA you mean that wasn't the funniest part of the joke? Cracked me up HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH wasn't in line for a promotion HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH :P

Sangre

Originally posted by OJ

Paddy Darren man

Darren's a kewl name

P.s