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take off my clothes

  • 24-01-2002 12:41pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭


    > >>> >> > A successful rancher died and left
    everything to his devoted
    > >>> >> > wife. She was determined to keep the ranch,
    but knew very
    > >>> little about
    > >>> >> > ranching, so she decided to place an ad in
    the
    > >>> >> > newspaper for a ranch hand. Two men applied
    for the job. One
    > >>> was gay
    > >>> and
    > >>> >> > the
    > >>> >> > other a drunk. She tho ught long and hard
    about it, and when
    no
    > >>> one
    > >>> else
    > >>> >> > applied, she decided to hire the gay guy,
    figuring it would
    be
    > >>> safer to
    > >>> >> > have
    > >>> >> > him around the house than the drunk.
    > >>> >> >
    > >>> >> > He proved to be a hard worker who put in
    long hours every
    day
    > >>> and knew
    > >>> a
    > >>> >> > lot
    > >>> >> > about ranching. For weeks the two of them
    worked, and the
    ranch
    > >>> was
    > >>>> doing
    > >>> >> > very
    > >>> >> > well. Then one day the rancher's wife said
    to the hired
    hand,
    > >>> "You have
    > >>> >> > done
    > >>> >> > a
    > >>> >> > really good job and the ranch looks great.
    You should go
    into
    > >>> town and
    > >>>>> kick
    > >>> >> > up
    > >>> >> > your heels." The hir ed hand readily agreed
    and went into
    town
    > >>> on
    > >>>> Saturday
    > >>> >> > night. However, one o'clock came and he
    didn't return. Two
    > >>> o'clock and
    > >>>> no
    > >>> >> > hired hand. He returned around two-thirty
    and found the
    > >>> rancher's wife
    > >>> >> > sitting
    > >>> >> > by the fireplace. She quietly called him
    over to her.
    > >>> >> > "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she
    said. Trembling,
    he
    > >>> did as
    > >>> she
    > >>> >> > directed.
    > >>> >> > "Now take off my boots." He did so, slowly.
    "Now take off my
    > >>> socks." He
    > >>> >> > did.
    > >>> >> > "Now take off my skirt." He did. "Now take
    off my bra."
    Again
    > >>> wit h
    > >>> >> > trembling
    > >>> >> > hands he did as he was told. "Now," she
    said, "take off my
    > >>> panties." He
    > >>> >> > slowly
    > >>> >> > pulled them down and off.
    > >>> >> >
    > >>> >> > Then she looked at him and said, "Don't you
    ever wear my
    > >>> clothes to
    > >>> town
    > >>> >> > again."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭BlackMagic


    nice one keep up the good work ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    LOL nice one... despite the god awful format! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    ya i know, i was in a rush to get it done and juggle my java gui programming at the same time :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,684 ✭✭✭Kraken


    tisk tisk now now java comes first even if it is possibly the worst ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    liked it


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