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A stupid painting blond

  • 22-01-2002 3:20pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,187 ✭✭✭✭


    Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money.  She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around  town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman.

     The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?"

     "Sure that sounds great!" said Julie. "Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man. "Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked.

     "Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage."

     The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife.

     "Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.

     About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner.

     The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?"

     "Yeah," Julie replied. "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!"

    The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie.

     "Oh, and by the way," said Julie, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Lucifer


    lmao!!! i like :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭BlackMagic


    Great one!!!!!!!!!! didnt see it coming :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭BlackMagic


    whoops posted the same message twice and now i have to make somehing with this one :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭Hunter-FLUID


    lol nice....:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    .....the ruining a a beautifull car....pain...even if only imaginary


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    ha ha excellent...........:)
    great to see the blond joke is alive and well


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    nice one but question
    Did you geta consignment of blond jokes lol

    keep em comming


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,187 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Naaaa i just have a bone to pick with them ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 93 ✭✭three


    Very funny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    19 "very funny"s in fifteen minutes, good work three :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,216 ✭✭✭phreak


    nice one sangre, keep em comin!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭Mistakill


    i loike ferrari's.................. /me whimpers


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