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Worst Joke ever?

  • 22-01-2002 8:53am
    #1
    Xterminator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,782 ✭✭✭


    Here isd the worst joke i ever heard.



    Q. Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

    A. They're making headlines!


    Can you beat that?


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Comments

  • #2
    BlackMagic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭BlackMagic


    GOD DAM , YOUR RIGHT , THAT WAS THE SH!TEST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD


  • #3
    Kolodny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Kolodny


    Yes. :rolleyes:


  • #4
    nanook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    nah
    made me smile
    but then again you've seen what i have been posting.


  • #5
    EvilGeorge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 875 ✭✭✭EvilGeorge


    My head hit the desk 4 times !!!


  • #6
    The_Bullman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭The_Bullman


    i don't get it......


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  • #7
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    Originally posted by The_Bullman
    i don't get it......

    me neither. but its a thinker alright!


  • #8
    flyz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 536 ✭✭✭flyz


    As a young boy, Joe was obsessed with tractors. He had pictures all over his bedroom walls, tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, tractor carpet, duvet cover, the whole works. He ate, drank and slept tractors. On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an invitation to go to a Tractor factory and test drive a brand new tractor. His excitement was incredible as he told his family and friends. The great day came and he went to the factory. Unfortunately something went wrong with the tractor and it flipped over, breaking his leg. He was so upset and tried to sue the company for negligence. The company would have none of it and told
    him there was no liability and he could get lost!

    You can imagine he was rather pissed off with tractors and shed them from his life completely.All the posters came down, the toys were given away - tractors were GONE. Years later Joe went into a bar. The smoke was terrible and through it he could see a beautiful girl seated at the bar. Tears were streaming down her face from all the smoke getting in her eyes. Joe looked around and then took a huge breath, sucking in all the smoke. He
    then walked outside and blew it all out again.He goes back into the bar where the air is now clear and sweet and sits down next to the girl.
    "That was amazing!" she said, "how did you do that?""No problem", said Joe,



    (Wait for it. . . _Scroll down)
















    (Keep going)


















    "I'm an ex-tractor fan".


  • #9
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    Originally posted by flyz
    "I'm an ex-tractor fan".

    *you took 45 seconds of my life and i want them back!!


  • #10
    Kraken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,684 ✭✭✭Kraken


    That was funny though i laughed.


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