The best boards.ie user signature is............

#1 · 10-01-2002 10:32pm #1

Who would you nominate as having the best signature on the boards.ie forums?Id nominate a few which were works of idiotic genius but I cant remember who had them.
Number1-Using a twig and a weak solution of toilet duck i managed to subdue the coat.
2-Attention please,a small boy has been lost in the tunnel of goats.
Classics

hacktavist · 10-01-2002 10:40pm

WHat about the worst sig ?
A few come to mind..

Mills · 10-01-2002 10:49pm

I liked:

live like there's no tomorrow
love like there's no pain
dance like there's noone watching

Think it is/was DeVore's

.

Lenny · 10-01-2002 10:57pm

You're missing some of that Mills
let me find the rest.

Lenny · 10-01-2002 10:59pm

live like you will never die,
love like you've never been hurt,
dance like no-ones watching,
**** like you're being filmed.

That is another one, from some DJ.. I *think* it was Paul Van Dyke,
kinda like yours Mills, its my siggy on another forum

DeadBankClerk · 10-01-2002 11:08pm

oj's is the worst.
it sucks
second worst is that big quote from monty python someone has...
its about 12 lines long w/ double spacing.
usually about 5 times longer than his posts.

hacktavist · 10-01-2002 11:10pm

Yeah Oj's sig = Boo.

Karl Hungus · 10-01-2002 11:24pm

What?

My sig not mentioned?

I'll visit pain, misery, death, destruction, and a bop on the noggin upon of you!

PiE · 10-01-2002 11:31pm

I loiked:

"this space is intentionally left non-blank"

cant remember who had it though :]

bubbles · 11-01-2002 12:27am

That chap with the little Live @ 3 comic strips that change regualrly is the best imo.... very good, always makes me smile.

Bard · 11-01-2002 12:38am

Originally posted by The Gopher

2-Attention please,a small boy has been lost in the tunnel of goats.
Classics

That was mine, and was a quote from the very first episode of Father Ted, featuring "Funland"... which was great

I also had "First motorbike in the bible ???? ---- a Triumph --- 'Yea verily Moses struck down the ammmanites and all the land heard the roar of his triumph !!!'"

Anybody hazard a guess where my current one ("you silly twisted boy!") is from..?

Lenny · 11-01-2002 1:08am

Bah, why didn't you's tell me my siggy was shíte and save me the me the imbarrisment!!

richindub2 · 11-01-2002 1:44am

Originally posted by bubbles
That chap with the little Live @ 3 comic strips that change regualrly is the best imo.... very good, always makes me smile.

Yer, smaks ones are good

Goodshape · 11-01-2002 3:56am

Originally posted by OJ
Bah, why didn't you's tell me my siggy was shíte and save me the me the imbarrisment!!

humph.. now I foget what it was

"this space is intentionally left non-blank"

..that ones a classic.

WhiteWashMan · 11-01-2002 8:19am

Amps ones are generally funny.
mostly due to the fact that he takes quotes from peopole and puts them completely out of context.
apart from stealing my ones all the time that is...

amp · 11-01-2002 9:06am

Don't know what you're talking about.

GoneShootin · 11-01-2002 9:29am

i nominate AMP's sig, for quality alone

Kix · 11-01-2002 9:30am

In the name of shameless self-promotion and committing my old sig to the permanent record I less than humbly suggest that:

I love a good muppet hunt. But sometimes, when I actually catch and kill one, I can feel a bit bad about it afterwards.

is worthy of note.

Well SyxPak thought so.

K

Enygma · 11-01-2002 11:44am

smak's are the best
We want more!

RopeDrink · 11-01-2002 12:36pm

Im still in Amp 'The Karaoke Hampster's Sig!?
Aiieeeee...

Well personally, I've had two sig's in my entire life of Boards.ie
The first one for a grand total of seven minutes, and then this one (Which I've stuck with)

You wouldn't understand it unless you've been an IOL Subscriber in the past and have played Counter-Strike (Yes, that evil game)

At the end of the day, it's my Sig - Regardless of what you think of it, and Amp still smells of cheese...

amp · 11-01-2002 2:05pm

Hmm I was so busy denying all responsibilty I forgot to nominate.

My favourites (apart from the lurching monster that is my own) are Ropedrinks for both it's style, connection to games and the fact that it includes Headshots. nyom.

Also Wwman's, which I liked enough to steal.

DeVores one is good as it makes me think. But obviously he's just trying to pretend he's hard. Which ..eh ... of course he is. Please don't hurt me

SMAK's are great, more please. And it least it is actually making use of the 12k, whereas all those other stupid big ass graphic sigs are just plain ****, especially one's that look borked on the Cloud scheme. Remember kids, big graphical sigs don't compensate for a small package.

Puck's one made me laugh: "Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pacman affected us as kids we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music."

Meglomes is HUGE! It's like this massive webpage! (still smaller than the picture in my sig though)

And those are the sigs that I remember by amp aged 27 and 1/4.

seamus · 11-01-2002 2:51pm

Was it amp (again!), who had a quote from Hobbes, something like; "Ooh Shinji, I'd accuse you of equestrian necrophilia, but I'd only be flogging a dead horse", which was a good quote as is, but was pulled nicely out of context too

There are plenty others which I've forgotten

Slydice · 12-01-2002 6:54am

santahoes is funny

Typedef · 12-01-2002 7:42pm

Mine!

DeadBankClerk · 12-01-2002 8:01pm

no self voting !

Karl Hungus · 12-01-2002 8:11pm

I'll say amps...

There's loads of great ones tho...

beardedchicken · 13-01-2002 2:07am

whose was ....."remember, 'fist' can be a verb, too"?
that rocks

Typedef · 13-01-2002 3:20pm

Originally posted by DeadBankClerk
no self voting !

If George Bush can have his mates in the CIA rig his election as President, then I can vote for myself, in fact I'm going to vote for myself again

MiCr0 · 13-01-2002 3:39pm

Originally posted by PiE
I loiked:

"this space is intentionally left non-blank"

cant remember who had it though :]

yea that one rox!
:rolleyes:

smoke.me.a.kipper · 13-01-2002 10:37pm

thanks to those who said mine was good

. personally i like amps the best. i havnt decided if ill do more live @ 3. maybe a series documenting Wesley Crushers fantastic and magical visit to communist russia in 1967.

DeadBankClerk · 14-01-2002 2:01am

self voting eh?

Typedef · 14-01-2002 2:44am

Where's that noggin bopping fella when you need him? :rolleyes:

amp · 14-01-2002 9:19am

DBC!!!!1 URE SIGNAATOR SI R BROAKIN! :eek:

Coyote · 16-01-2002 11:13am

Have to say i do like mine :P

amp and wwman's are some of the best

Puck · 16-01-2002 5:24pm

SMAK's are cool. Episode I was more entertaining than the Phantom Menace.

smoke.me.a.kipper · 16-01-2002 10:30pm

hopefully geroge lucas' version will be better than mine for episode II.

The best boards.ie user signature is............

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