How can there be World Peace when........

STAXDRUM

East hates West
North hates South
Arab hates Jew
Jew hates Arab
Arab hates infidel
Black infidel hates white infidel
rich white infidel hates poor white infidel
poor white protestant ifidel hates poor white catholic infidel
Serbs hate everybody
Everybody hates Americans
Paisley hates Glasgow
sober Glasgow hates drunken Glasgow
and the most damming of all, the people in Burndyke Street hate
the people in Logie Street.

If you cant love your neighbour how can you love buggers in turbans who ride bikes without tyres and talk a lot of gibberish.

Call me a dreamer but I can see a world where people of all races, creeds and colours will live together in harmony because
they don't give a toss about each other.Where if some crazed-eyed zealot asked you how you felt about the Dreadlocked,
cross-dressing Lesbian Sikh next door you'd say....

"Who gives a F*** as long as she keeps her Music Down.

the new Pepsi anthem would be....I'd like to teach the World to Shrug.

Have a nice Day Steve @ www.staxdrum.com

Mr.Applepie

East hates West
North hates South
Arab hates Jew
Jew hates Arab
Arab hates infidel
Black infidel hates white infidel
rich white infidel hates poor white infidel
poor white protestant ifidel hates poor white catholic infidel
Serbs hate everybody
Everybody hates Americans
Paisley hates Glasgow
sober Glasgow hates drunken Glasgow
and the most damming of all, the people in Burndyke Street hate
the people in Logie Street.

If you cant love your neighbour how can you love buggers in turbans who ride bikes without tyres and talk a lot of gibberish.

Call me a dreamer but I can see a world where people of all races, creeds and colours will live together in harmony because
they don't give a toss about each other.Where if some crazed-eyed zealot asked you how you felt about the Dreadlocked,
cross-dressing Lesbian Sikh next door you'd say....

"Who gives a F*** as long as she keeps her Music Down.

the new Pepsi anthem would be....I'd like to teach the World to Shrug.

Now send this letter onto ten people and there will be world peace and you will have great sex and you Bill Gates will give you a tenner!

/me searches for the humour!

Sounds more like a chain letter then a joke to me! Where might the humour be?

STAXDRUM

IT IS NOW !