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Soo bad it's good, but rude...

  • 05-12-2001 5:41pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 117 ✭✭


    There is this homosexual couple who have been partners for years, and eventually one of them goes and dies. The surviving partner is distraught and goes to the chapel of rest to pay his last respects.

    While at the chapel the funeral director gets chatting to the man about what kind of service would be appropriate. The gay man says that he wants a form of service that is suitable to show how much he cared for his partner. The funeral director suggests a grand burial, but the man declines this as he cannot face the idea of the worms and bugs crawling over his partner, so the funeral director suggests cremation, but again the gay man doesn't want to see his partner burn.

    The funeral director is a bit lost for ideas when the man says… "Can you cut him up into small pieces and put him in a carrier so I can take him home?"

    The funeral director is a bit shocked by this and asks why, the man replies... "So that I can put him in a pot and make a really spicy curry out of him"

    Even more shocked and disgusted the funeral director asks him why he would want to do that, and the gay replies... "So that I can feel him dribbling out of my arse in the morning one last time…"


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭TheWolf


    Sweet jebus cripes, that was sick, sick SICK!!!

    I LOVED it!!! Take these 4 stars with my blessing my son :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 568 ✭✭✭stu_69


    Thats funkin sick, I am disgusted at myself for laughing!!! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    That gets a 4 for pure sickness :D Filth!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭The_Bullman


    likewise lads, sick but just about on the right side of funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    Sickingly funny!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    i swore OH JESUS when i got to pucnhline

    sending it to contact list NOW


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭frood4t2


    how could you not appreciate the level of sickness in that one? Rivals the Kerryman and Sheep joke, at least. :)

    frood4t2


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    LOL, That was sickingly funny. Nice one.



    John


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    EEEEeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ya dirt-bird ROFL :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Volvagia


    lol i didn't see that punchline coming! get it ehh? ****in funny though!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,468 ✭✭✭Evil Phil


    F*ckin class!


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