Unrelated topic, But for those who wanted to know.

Darkedge · 22-12-1999 3:35am #1

Of course the last thing you want to hear is a travelogue so
I won't subject you to that. It was fun, though, at least
the one free day that I had. It was hard to avoid both the
tourist type traps and the criminal type traps. Everything
in the city, just about, is one or the other. That or else
homeless people. I've never seen so many homeless in one
place in my life. Trying even to limit my hand-outs to
females was impossible. I would have gone broke quickly.

I spent a lot of time in this French B&B drinking beer with these
French guys who were gambling on some weird game in an
alley. When they laughed I just laughed along. My French
is somewhat limited. They weren't exactly your stereotype
polite, merry French either. These guys were a rude bunch of
*******s. Even so, I seemed to fit in with them. We had a
great time.

The bars weren't what I expected at all. I don't mean the
XXX-bullcrap, just the regular old dives. It was clearly
unwise to hit on anyone. I like to have at least a 50%
chance of not catching anything. I didn't want to even sit
next to any of these broads since my vaccinations may not be
up to date. Still, there were few dull moments.

The trains are pretty impressive. Five minutes ride
from where I was to Frankfurt. The train was
really crowded when I rode it. I stood right in front of
two girls who were sitting on the floor. One of them kept
staring right at my tool. I'm not trying to say that it is
all that impressive but she just kept staring. I was
wearing some very worn thin jeans. She looked away every
once in a while but mostly she just stared, from only about
a foot away. I'd estimate that she and her friend were
about 15 or 16, judging from the excessive make-up and the
nice little developing hooters. Naturally I started
thinking impure thoughts and, of course, the inevitable
started happening. I thought about turning sideways but
that would have just made it more obvious. It was getting
obvious anyway.

In a few minutes I was at about a 30% level of erection. I
kept thinking that there was no way that she wouldn't
notice. Then again, it had developed slowly. It wasn't as
if she was looking at before and after pictures. There was
a definite difference but maybe she hadn't noticed the
gradual change. I was rapidly approaching 50% and things
were getting tight. A wicked thought suddenly occurred to
me.

Once past 50%, roughly speaking, I can make Mr. Wiggley jump
by tightening up certain muscles. A noteworthy skill that
I'm sure many have. I started wondering what she would do
if I made him jump while she was staring. He was pressing
hard against my zipper by now and with one squeeze I could
make him pop out to the side. I wondered what she would do.
Just thinking about it made me surge past 50%.

I didn't do it. She was just too young. If she had been 18
or so there would have been no hesitation. I know I should
be punished for squandering this opportunity, but she was just
too young.

Will

"Have A Sausage"

NovaStorm · 22-12-1999 3:59am

Will..... you filthy...

TwoShedsJackson · 22-12-1999 9:44am

Thrilling, thrilling stuff.

'So what did you do on your trip then?'

'Oh, just thought about getting my knob out in front of two 16 year old girls, ya know, maybe getting arrested for indecent exposure or attempt assault, the usual'

'Gosh, better post that on a board about the computer game called Quake (&its sequels), I'd say they'll all be gagging to hear about that'

This has to be the daftest, most off the point topic ever posted here. Who gives a flying fu<k at a rolling donut what you did on your holiday?

creative · 22-12-1999 10:33am

!!!!!!

Darkedge · 22-12-1999 3:20pm

Castor, read the topic

"Unrelated topic, But for those who wanted to know."

I warned you it was unrelated,
and I said it was for those who want to know,
if you did not want to know than you did not have to read, this post was purely for the enjoyment of those with a sence of humor.

And as for your opinion on my post, well as you said "Who gives a flying ****" about what you think.