Never Drink Tequila

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A man walks up to bar counter sits down and looks for the barman but this huge glass jar catches his eye as it is filled to the top with twenties , tenners and fivers. Etched into the jar is McInty's Challenge
The bar man walks up and asks the man what will he have but the man is to astounded by the mount of money!
the barman says "thats McIntys Challenge..only £20 and your in this secret compition to win the lot!...and that £20 will given back to you in value even if you dont pass the challenge...."
The man stands up, takes out a twenty and hands straight over to the bar man and asks "So whats the challenge?
The barman the gives the man the challenge
1; You must drink off a pint of tequila in half an hour..thats your £20 back!
2:Next there is an wolfhound out in the back shed that has a rooten tooth and has had it for the last year...you my friend have to remave that tooth!
3; The last and final challenge is to give the landlady of the house up-stairs her first orgasm...BTW shes 80 years of age!!!

The man goes nuts after hearing the challenges but he takes his pint of tequila, his £20 worth that is...strangley he finishes the pint within half an hour and says with great dutch courage that he's going out to sort out that wolfhound....
...all the barstaff hear for the next 20mins is howling, screaming, barking, shouting, roaring.... and then silence, the man walks in cut from head to toe with his clothes ripped to shreds and bleeding all over and he then speaks

"Now where's that Grannie wit de sore tooth"

Pugsley

oldie but goodie that one

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