Caption Competition: the return

Bard

Witty caption please...



... I can't think of one right now.

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G'wan!

seamus

Guy at front speaking(Alfie Kane?)"Eircom, being the leaders in technology research, have come up with this new invention we call the 'floater basket. It allows people to travel between countries through the air and at speeds in excess of 30mph, which, according to our research is unprecedented in speed, convenience and manouverability".

Sorry had to be done

Bard

Alfie:
"Now that I have made life SO much better here, it is time for I, Alfie, the Wizard of Eircom, to esca... er... leave this land forever!"

Countless minions around balloon:
"Fa-lalalala fa-lala fa-lala ... Fa-lalalala La Laaaah! <ad infinitum>"

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ok... I tried.

MiCr0

"Eircom: going up in flames"

dahamsta

• "We'll need a quicker getaway vehicle than this."
• "I always said you were a basket case Alfie."

Hobbes

Originally posted by seamus

Sorry had to be done

Eircom airways, making Ireland the transport hub of Europe.

Gordon

Eircom unveil their new laterally marketed product - "The fire breathing grey haired wig"

This picture was taken while wearer was underneath his "trusty" giant Eircom umbrella and unfortunately the unusually shoddy workmanship of such a coverage caught fire and rained molten hot burning plastic acrylic onto the doomed couple underneath.

Jaden

"Without hot air ,We'll go down like our share price, Quick Alfie, start talking!".

"What if Eircom merged with Ryanair?".

"Eircom attempt to launch broad band satelite system".

Fergus

VALENTIA TAKEOVER LATEST: Kane re-assigned to InMarSat service department.

Static

alfie kane misunderstands what marketing meant by 'hi-speed'.

yellum

A picture of a money grabbing gimp who doesn't care about ordinary decent people who spent their nest eggs on Eircom shares and somebody else.

Oh it must be witty ?

Three hollow vehicles filled with hot air

Static

Actually, neither of them has their left hand visible. *shudder*

corkie

GoneShootin

on left : "oops, sorry bout that fart, too much curry"
on right : "you stink as bad as our company"

billy the squid

alfie if you werent such a fat f@@k we would be in the air by now!!!

amp

AB: O NOE! MEH HEAD IS ON FIR!

AB: WE HAV CAPTRURED TEH FLAG!

AB: ALL YOUR LINES ARE BELONG TO US!

mayhem#

Broadband Internet access??
Ha, it's alll a load of hot air I say!

Evil Phil

'Broadband? Yez can all fook off!'

Boston

Clear evidence, eircom is full of hot air.

After the taken over, eircom have started to try new things.
screwing you from above