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Your favorite character in the simpsons

  • 19-11-2001 9:13am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    I would have to say Homer then Grounds keeper Willy with Ralph Wiggam coming a close third !

    (although I love the cameos by Duffman and Disco Stu ;))

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 bashibazouk


    Sideshow Box/Smithers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 bashibazouk


    hehehe - boB :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,149 ✭✭✭✭Lemming


    Homer or Ralph

    Sometimes I have to say Ralph first ... who else comes out with such quotes as:

    "That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He told me to BURN things!!"

    or

    "I crushed my wookie"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    oh come on its definitely homer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    C. Montgomery Burns.

    Favourite one-off: Hank Scorpio :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,149 ✭✭✭✭Lemming


    Originally posted by Baz_
    oh come on its definitely homer

    Yeah, I know .. Homer makes the Simpsons what it is, but sometimes, just sometimes ... Ralph comes out with absolute gems that cannot be beaten !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    It's gotta be Homer. He's jsut classic :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Kairo


    Homer.

    There is no other competition. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭Goodshape


    Homer J's number one.

    The Comic Book Store Guy is good at times too. And Ralph. And Sideshow Bob. And Millhouse ("why did I have the bowl Bart? whay did I have the bowl!?" - gufaw!)..... but Homers number one :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 305 ✭✭Guy Incognito


    I'd have to say it's Homer but Comic Book Guy and Professor Frink have their moments. Especially Frink's song:

    Professor Frink, Professor Frink,
    He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think,
    He likes to run and..then the....thing.....with the.....person.
    Oh that monkey's gonna pay!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭FreaK_BrutheR


    Homer.

    Comic Store Owner.

    Moe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,307 ✭✭✭richindub2


    Homer, the best by far :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,695 ✭✭✭b20uvkft6m5xwg


    Lionel Hutz- Attorney at Law......

    "Your case solved in 30mins or Your Pizza's Free


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    MAX POWER!!!

    "There's three ways to do things! There's the Right way, there's the wrong way, and there's the MAX POWER way!"
    "Isn't that exactly the same as the wrong way?"
    "YES! ONLY FASTER!"

    "Go swab Beckley! He likes it!"

    "Max Power doesn't snuggle! You stap yourself in and FEEL THE G'S!"

    "I wan't the monogram to read 'MAX POWER'."
    "Sir, usualy a monogram is only initials."
    "Max Power doesn't abreviate! Each letter is as important as the one that precedes it... Maybe even more important! No, as Important... And if you have room put in some exclamation points..."


    Flanders can be quite good in the halloween specials though:

    Devil Flanders: "It's always the one you least suspect."

    Zombie Flanders:
    "Dad! You just killed the zombie Flanders!"
    "He was a what now?"

    Werewolf Flanders: *Growling* "DIDDELY!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Originally posted by 80project
    Lionel Hutz- Attorney at Law......

    "Your case solved in 30mins or Your Pizza's Free

    Have to agree here also... Top class character!



    Works on contingency?

    No, money down.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    Homer is king, definately.

    I like lionel Hutz as well (was just going to post up that "works on contingencey? no, money down!" quote but Angelwhore beat me to it :))

    Then there's Moe, Barney, Disco Stu........the list goes on and on, there aren't really any characters I don't like :).


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Pfah @ Homer.

    The old Grandpa fella with the long white beard who gets his beard stuck in the pencil sharpener is teh winnar.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Kairo


    My 2nd place would go to Duffman

    "Oooh yeah!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 784 ✭✭✭Belisarius


    Lionel Hutz *god rest his soul* has always been my favourite , Dr Nick , Moe , And Prof. Frink Apu and of course Homer , Best once offers are of course Leonard Nimoy and Hank Scorpio :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,695 ✭✭✭b20uvkft6m5xwg


    What, Is Lionel Hutz dead:eek: ??

    Dr. Nick produces some classic one liners as well;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 568 ✭✭✭stu_69


    Originally posted by 80project
    What, Is Lionel Hutz dead:eek: ??
    Well Phil HartmanR.I.P. has no face so I would say he is dead!!!:(

    Homer is tha best

    Burns: Who the hell are you
    Homer's Brain?: think of something good
    Homer: I'm mister Burns
    Homer's Brain: doh!!

    Most annoying Character: Lisa


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    this is should a poll ffs

    but i will submit HOMER to be my number one
    second would have to be Mr Burns
    third is Comic Store guy.

    "but aquaman, you cannot marry her, you are from two different worlds !!"
    BOMB HURTLING TOWARDS HIM
    "ooo I have waisted my life"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,411 ✭✭✭shotamoose


    For the sake of variety, I'll plump for Superintendent (Supernintendo, Ralph calls him) Chalmers, for the surreal conversations he has with Skinner:

    Chalmers: "Did that boy say 'What's a battle?'"
    Skinner: "No, he said 'Where's my rattle?'"
    Chalmers: "Oh, I thought he said 'What's a battle?'..."
    Skinner: "Well, I've got a cold"
    Chalmers: "So, you hear Rs as Bs?"
    Skinner: "Yes."
    Chalmes: "Mmmm."

    And for my favourite Simpsons quote of ALL TIME (well, this morning)....

    "What an odd remark".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    The Wiggums, really!

    Ralphie for obvious reasons, and Chief Wiggum (Chief Piggum?) is so cool.

    "Your fingerprint is like a snowflake. They're both very pretty"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭jaarius


    homer j

    "eat the pudding"
    "eat the pudding"
    "eat the pudding"
    "eat the pudding"
    "eat the pudding"
    "eat the pudding"
    "eat the pudding"
    "eat the pudding"

    ROFLMAO

    jaz?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭pat kenny


    Hanz Moleman is the man.

    "Hello, this is Moleman in the morning"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    • Hank Scorpio
    • Prof. Frink
    • Moe
    • Homer
    • Smithers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭TinCool


    One word .... Homer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    Doh! I forgot all about Hans Moleman! :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭Q_Ball


    You're all forgetting Gil the salesperson

    I agree, homer does steal the show

    "Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Homer defo in steady first, but I reckon Jasper(old man, big white beard) definitely deserves and honourable mention.

    'My cataracts are gone! I can see! All the colours of the rainbow........I'm blind! Oh well, easy come, easy go...'
    and
    'paddlin' the school canoe....You'd better believe that's a paddlin'!'
    of course
    'Tsk, tsk, trouble a brewin''

    ROFLMAO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    Groundskeeper willy rocks your socks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭DerekD Goldfish


    Homer is the best
    Homer: my name is Mr. burns i beleive you have a letter for me.
    Post office guy: ok mr. burns whats your first name.
    Homer: I dont know
    Or
    Willy: who are you
    Homer: Im mr. Mckilt from scotland
    Willy: Im from scotland what part
    Homer: North kilt town
    Willy: Im from north kilt town do you know mr. (cant remember the name)
    Homer there is now mr x in north kilt town youre not from scotland at all

    Comic book guy is good as well
    this is our new invention a sarcacim detector
    Comic book guy: A sarcasim decetor that will be useful
    Machine explodes

    Spoty teenager is brilliant as well
    as is gill the desperate salesman
    Now I have to talk about rust profing cause those coleco's will rust up(Make the sale,Make the sale)

    Hans moleman is great to
    The jockes were great too


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    Of course Homer will be most likely the best - as he is a member of the Simpsons family, but I think Karl & Lenny are great two charters :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    Originally posted by smak
    • Hank Scorpio

    Now he was cool.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20 Twilight Dawn


    Homer,Comic Book Store Guy,Professer Fink.

    And Hank Scorpio was cool too.

    Homer"Got any sugar?
    Scorpio"I think I've got some somewhere"*rummages around in his pocket*"Here you go,want some cream?"
    Homer"Eh... no thanks"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,544 ✭✭✭✭Supercell


    Originally posted by smak
    • Hank Scorpio
    • Prof. Frink
    • Moe
    • Homer
    • Smithers

    Hehe SMAK are you replying to you're post here ? :D

    It was pants anyhow
    Kharn said tongue in cheek
    By the way, this is the worst topic ever

    JK

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭alb


    Well I think it has to be homer, as without him the simpsons just wouldn't work.... but i notice only a few people have mentioned moe! who i think is brilliant, probably the most consistent character in it, with all the illegal stuff he's had going on in the back of the tavern


    "who woulda thought a whale could be so heavy"

    "the immigants, i know it was them, even when it was the bears i knew it was them"

    and of course the way he's always trying to pathetically come onto marge (or midge as he sometimes calls her)

    Homer: "homah, i nevah mtouched her, honest to god homah, only coz i thought you was dead"

    Homer: "bye Moe"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 764 ✭✭✭Terminator


    For me its a tie between Homer and Burns but my favourite occasional character is the Arnie rip off McBain:

    Episode: Radioactive Man

    SPEECH COACH: Up and atom!
    MCBAIN: Up and at them!
    SPEECH COACH: Up and atom!
    MCBAIN: Up and at them!
    SPEECH COACH: Up and atom!
    MCBAIN: Up and at them!
    SPEECH COACH: Better.

    Here's the hilarious sound file :

    http://math.ucsd.edu/~bbaumer/ftp/simpsons/mcbain/upandatom.wav


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    Reinier Wolfcastle.

    For the benefit of Galway Lan2 attendees: "Ze goggles, THEY DO NOTHING!"

    "How do you sleep at night?"
    "On top of a big pile of money with many beautiful women"


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