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The pentagon incentive

  • 10-12-1999 1:09pm
    #1
    glondoor will survive
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭


    Pentagon Incentive

    The pentagon recently found it had too many generals
    and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised
    any general who retired right away, his full annual
    benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight
    line along the retiring general's body between two points
    he chose.

    The first general accepted. He asked the pension man
    to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his
    toes. 6 feet. He walked out with a check for $720,000.

    The second general asked them to measure from the tip
    of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked
    out with a check for $960,000. Meantime, the first general
    had tipped off the third. When he was asked where to
    measure, he told the pension man, "from the tip of my
    penis to the tip of my testicles."

    The pension man said that would be fine but he'd better
    get the Medical Officer to do the measuring. The Medical
    Officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em...
    he did... The Medical Officer placed the tape on the
    tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My
    God!", he said, "where are your testicles?"

    The general replied, "back in Vietnam!"

    i bid thee farewell

    I will not be defeated as long as i have gloware in the land of the shadowed eye!!!


Comments

  • #2
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    Not Bad!


  • #3
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    ROFL!!! smile.gif


  • #4
    Mr. Socko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭Mr. Socko


    Very Funny...........?


  • #5
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    Hopefully for good!


  • #6
    ELVlS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭ELVlS


    No one can touch my music baby....uuuhhhhuuu...I am the KING.."On how life is". Won't you come with me and Mr. Lennon on a trip far far away in our "Yellow Submarine"..,uuhhhuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I love those blue suede shoes baby!!!!!


    ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!!!


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  • #7
    smurfy o' murfy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭smurfy o' murfy


    gaphead you annoying child!
    i just wanted to tell everyone in this room that i am a mate of glondors and all his friends refer to him as gap because he has massive massive tree trunk spaces between his teeth.
    hahahahahahah
    keep it up !


  • #8
    Pencapchew
    Closed Accounts Posts: 151 ✭✭Pencapchew


    I think that smurfy o' murfy is correct.
    Any other people who agree with that statement please post a reply or visit www.gap.com.
    He really isn't annoying and he doesn't always smell of stale fart!!


  • #9
    proof by induction
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭proof by induction


    At least "GAP" could conceal them with his mouth closed!!!!! In my completely uninfluenced opinion, it's better to have gaps IN your mouth than have an abnormally sized head ON your shoulders. I mean, call me crazy but that would be fairly embaressing wouldn't it?????
    In addition, I will stand for no more of this slanderous behaviour on the humour boards. Some of us are trying to work you know!!!!! That is all.


    And so I believe that it has been PROOVED BY INDUCTION //
    QED


  • #10
    Beefcake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭Beefcake


    I was pondering this statement made by proof by induction and have come to a conclusion. Having gaps the size of "tree trunks", to quote smurfy o' murfy, would be quite horrific. If a person conceals these gaps they would be unable to talk and look stupid and when the gaps are revealed everyone would stare at them and laugh. These gaps must lead the unfortunate person to have an abnormally large mouth and a rather funny looking chin I presume, and as for washing their teeth.............?


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