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Sick Joke [WARNING] LOL

  • 29-10-2001 10:55am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    This guy walks into a bar. Goes to the bar tender "I need a whore"

    bar tender "there all busy come back 2morrow"

    guy comes back the next day, orders a drink. Drinks his drink goes to the bar tender "I need a whore"

    bar tender "there all busy come back tommorow"

    this goes on for about a week then finally one day the guy comes back and drinks his drink and asked the bar tender "I need a whore"

    the bar tender finally says "all thats left is nasty betty"

    the guy thinks to himself oooo nasty shes gotta be good. so he says "I'll take it"

    so he gets with betty. Now hes thinking she looks alrite shes got a nice ass cool

    as they get down to businness the guy says to betty "u feel like sand paper?

    the whore goes to the bathroom comes back a few min. later they start going at it again...

    guy says "wow u feel so great what'd u do"

    whore says "well I peeled the scab"


    yyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    BLEARGH thats sick :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    LOL, now thats humour ;)



    John


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    lol haven't heard that in years! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,414 ✭✭✭✭Trojan


    .... lol

    oh dear...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 764 ✭✭✭linkin


    Now that is ****ing nasty Hugo,yeh sick man :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    Rofl guddon m8


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    Bah, predictable.:rolleyes:
    But then, I'm filthy-minded anyway. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,717 ✭✭✭Praetorian


    Arent jokes supposed to be funny?

    No in fact was that actually a joke at all?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭Yo Mamma


    Arent jokes supposed to be funny?

    No in fact was that actually a joke at all?

    Probably just too Adult for you!

    Read it again in a few years ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,414 ✭✭✭✭Trojan


    Originally posted by Praetorian
    Arent jokes supposed to be funny?

    No in fact was that actually a joke at all?

    Muppet.


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