what id Pr0n?

WhiteWashMan

pr0n is actually porn, the stuff you spend 7 hours a night downloading, or, if like me you have adsl, about 20 minutes a day.
pr0n is not appreciated on the boards, except in the case of wyverns buffy threads where you can put up pictures of sarah michelle geller. (nyom nyom)

or, if like me and amp, you are into hard core pr0n, we can show you some rather exquisit donkey pr0n which we have collected over the years. you will see mentions of donkey pr0n all over these boards, but you will rarely actually see any donkey pr0n material. we keep that real hidden and you have to have a registration date of before 1998 to see it in most cases. money will make us change our minds though....

zenith

99.97% of references online to Donkey Pr0n are ironic, and should not be construed as meaning that the Inter-Net is a HAVEN for DRUG-ADDLED MOLESTORS and BEASTS who SIT AT THE RIGHT HAND OF THE GREAT SATAN!!!!

In other words, take it with a pinch of salt. However, boards is a porn-free zone, mostly.

Jaden

There is a form of porn, what not even the great WWM or Amp ever speak of. It's dark, evil, twisted and Mindphuck and myself have loads of it.

It is:

Donkey Bondage pr0n.

Deathly silence ensues.

Apparently WWN once saw some, and was so shocked that he reverted to bleaching his hair and wearing rugby tops to try and cope with the trauma.

Amp has only ever been exposed to mild DBP, and the effects still show themselves.

Be warned Donkey Bondage pr0n is dangerous stuff, and should be left to the care of porn professionals.

logic1

/me gasps

.logic.

amp

Originally posted by Jaden
Apparently WWN once saw some, and was so shocked that he reverted to bleaching his hair and wearing rugby tops to try and cope with the trauma.

Amp has only ever been exposed to mild DBP, and the effects still show themselves.

Jaden on the other hand is now a Producer after giving up the acting gig. Some of his more notable miesterwurks include:

Jaden fists Eee-ore
Jaden fists Eee-ore 2
Jaden fists Eee-ore harder
Eee-ore fists Jaden
Jaden and Eee-ore visit the bum doctor

Known other varieties of pr0n include monk3y and my own personal favorite: go@t pr0n.

amp - who must now find the nearest Decontamination Unit

sutty

Lets not forget Dwarf pr0n (it is what it sounds like)

And for the real hardcore Techy, AS/400 pr0n.........however this is more a fetish........Mmmmmmmmmmm.................go faster red strip