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Does my "Wonderbum" look big in this?

  • 15-10-2001 7:37am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    AAAAaaaaarrrgggggggghhhhhhh........Men everywhere are Dooomed................Doomed I tells ya !!!!
    Now comes the Wonderbum -- a new product that "lifts, separates and shapes" the parts other tights just don't reach. The product promises "a perfectly peachy, pert bottom," according to makers DuPont Lycra, which unveiled the uplifting new "technology" at a hosiery show on Wednesday.

    *takes deep breath* Ok... DuPont has just made my s.h.i.t list. I was able to forgive the evil nature of the Wonderbra because frankly, I love breasts of all shapes and sizes. What I'm not going to forgive is the fact that they are planning on fooling my eyes by making me think I'm seeing a pert, perky bum. Instead, I might be looking at a flat and flabby caboose scrunched up into a pert-n-perky package. What a cruel, cruel joke to play on the men of the world.


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