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Jack and Debra

Aspro · 2001-09-27 14:23:38

An executive was in dilemma. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have…

27-09-2001 2:23pm

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Aspro

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An executive was in dilemma. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.

He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hungover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you jack off, I have a terrible headache."

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#2 29-09-2001 2:33pm

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Now That's Funny!

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#3 30-09-2001 11:14pm

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oh mercy thats a good one.. lay u or jack off.. waahh.. I'll try and reproduce that in the pub tomorrow but I cant promise anything

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