I hate stupid old people

LegacyUser

If that woman next door to me parks so close to my car again over the line, i will smash her car with a bloody hammer. She is pissing me off beyond belief. I came out the other day and my mirror was out of position...IT PISSES ME OFF.

aidan_walsh

Mad idea here, but talk to her about it?

nesf

*raises an eyebrow*

LegacyUser

She is off her rocker. She is afrad the car parked the other side of her will hit her with his door so she comes over my line...i know im only 21 but what the **** like?

Rb

If she does it again I'd say go for it.f*ck the elderly(not literally of course).

Sangre

Drive over her cat (theres always a cat)

Rhyme

There there...

*pats*

RobertFoster

rb_ie wrote:

If she does it again I'd say go for it.f*ck the elderly.

As in copulation?

The Sweeper

I look forward to the day you die at 50 years of age so you never have to face being elderly yourself.

Shabadu

How simply terrible for you.

LegacyUser

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

I look forward to the day you die at 50 years of age so you never have to face being elderly yourself.

Ah ya old fart, no chance...you know why? You will probably be gone too...:eek: :v:

LegacyUser

Shabadu wrote:

How simply terrible for you.

You stupid and old too?

Piste

Shabadu wrote:

How simply terrible for you.

!

OP: Would this not be more suitable to the 'get it off your chest thread?'

LegacyUser

Piste wrote:

!

OP: Would this not be more suitable to the 'get it off your chest thread?'

Probably would...Didn't even know one existed...feel free to move it...

hey what does ! mean?

Shabadu

Cheesedude, i've wandered far, i've wandered near,
to many I forum I go,

But n'er in all of my many years,
have I met so dim a ho.

I've journeyed low, i've journeyed high,
through site and journal too,

But not in all the time gone by,
Have I met such a poo.

You're dictinctly less than erudite,
you're quite less than a brain.

In fact, you talk a lot of shíte,
and are mostly just a pain.

Aisling(",)

its a heart

ghostchant

Shabadu wrote:

Cheesedude, i've wandered far, i've wandered near,
to many I forum I go,

But n'er in all of my many years,
have I met so dim a ho.

I've journeyed low, i've journeyed high,
through site and journal too,

But not in all the time gone by,
Have I met such a poo.

You're dictinctly less than erudite,
you're quite less than a brain.

In fact, you talk a lot of shíte,
and are mostly just a pain.

:v:
game, set and match Shabadu

Firewalkwithme

By your logic cheesedude, if she deserves to have her car smashed with a bloody hammer for putting your mirror out of position then wouldn't the next logical step be for you to be brutally murdered with a bloody knife?

Supercell

Shaba giving a fine example there of a wandering mind...

Mr loba loba..boombastic ..etc /mine is going too

Suggestion to keep this on topic..traffic cone..put at edge of yer personal space..most ppl respect the cones!!

Firewalkwithme

Longfield wrote:

Suggestion to keep this on topic..traffic cone..put at edge of yer personal space..most ppl respect the cones!!

But if she bumped into his traffic cone, or god forbid, ran over it, would he not then be obliged to burn her house down?

pred racer

People putting out feickin cones....
Grrrrrrrrr :mad:

Piste

I think it should be settled with a FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

well the old woman wins that one then

pred racer

get a bloody grip! has she damaged your car?....no. (your mirror doesnt count as it was only out of position) does she even know that she is over the line?
in my experience probably not.

2 choices either confront/talk to her about it or STFU.

and like i said about the cones... a good old fashioned Irish kicking for all cone placers. although nicking them is more fun for the look on their face!

Capt'n Midnight

cheesedude wrote:

my car again over the line,

maybe you shouldn't park your car over this "line" - how wide is the line and how much space is there on the other side ?

you could always park by reversing or other wise blocking the other car's door if it's parked in your space.

IMHO no one with as much rage as you have should be allowed to be in control of a mechanically propelled vehicle because of the danger to others - sort out your anger management first.

LegacyUser

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

maybe you shouldn't park your car over this "line" - how wide is the line and how much space is there on the other side ?

you could always park by reversing or other wise blocking the other car's door if it's parked in your space.

IMHO no one with as much rage as you have should be allowed to be in control of a mechanically propelled vehicle because of the danger to others - sort out your anger management first.

You are talking to an excellent driver. I passed it first time, have never had an accident since I started driving or been the cause of an accident and I have also driven all over America. I drove in New York. I drove the entire west coast. I have driven in London, I have driven in Europe. You don't know what you are talking about.

Unlike the time an old fart driving her mechanically propelled vehicle almost knocked me down as she drove it up on the footpath.

LegacyUser

pred racer wrote:

get a bloody grip! has she damaged your car?....no. (your mirror doesnt count as it was only out of position) does she even know that she is over the line?
in my experience probably not.

2 choices either confront/talk to her about it or STFU.

and like i said about the cones... a good old fashioned Irish kicking for all cone placers. although nicking them is more fun for the look on their face!

You absolute pigeon. It annoys me because 1) I used to park as far as I could to the opposite side of the space so she would not have trouble parking her car because my car space is next to a curb but on the other side is where this bag parks her car. I decided tonight to no longer do it as this ****ing bag seems to have no manners and just parks her car as far over to my side as humanly possible...well she will know all about it tomorrow when she goes to play her Golf because there will not be any room for her to get in. Silly old bag.

LegacyUser

Shabadu wrote:

Cheesedude, i've wandered far, i've wandered near,
to many I forum I go,

But n'er in all of my many years,
have I met so dim a ho.

I've journeyed low, i've journeyed high,
through site and journal too,

But not in all the time gone by,
Have I met such a poo.

You're dictinctly less than erudite,
you're quite less than a brain.

In fact, you talk a lot of shíte,
and are mostly just a pain.

Bla bla bla, i am going to do a lot better than you in life...if this is your intelligence showing

Basq

Remember what Jarvis said....!

Cake Fiend

How do you feel about stupid young people?

*steeples fingers

pred racer

cheesedude wrote:

You absolute pigeon. It annoys me because 1) I used to park as far as I could to the opposite side of the space so she would not have trouble parking her car because my car space is next to a curb but on the other side is where this bag parks her car. I decided tonight to no longer do it as this ****ing bag seems to have no manners and just parks her car as far over to my side as humanly possible...well she will know all about it tomorrow when she goes to play her Golf because there will not be any room for her to get in. Silly old bag.

All this is just ranting, the 2 options remain the same
1 talk to her about it and sort it out
2 stfu

cheesedude wrote:

You are talking to an excellent driver. I passed it first time, have never had an accident since I started driving or been the cause of an accident and I have also driven all over America. I drove in New York. I drove the entire west coast. I have driven in London, I have driven in Europe. You don't know what you are talking about.

all are true of my mother, and she's still a crap driver:)

cheesedude wrote:

Bla bla bla, i am going to do a lot better than you in life...if this is your intelligence showing

If something as small as this is able to piss you off, I think not!
__________________

LegacyUser

pred racer wrote:

All this is just ranting, the 2 options remain the same
1 talk to her about it and sort it out
2 stfu



all are true of my mother, and she's still a crap driver:)

If something as small as this is able to piss you off, I think not!

I prefer ranting here. It makes me feel calmer...

And as for your second point, I am not a woman. That may be the difference...ya know women and rear view mirrors don't mix...

And your third point has no substance whatsoever.

Prior Of Taize

Despatch wrote:

By your logic cheesedude, if she deserves to have her car smashed with a bloody hammer for putting your mirror out of position then wouldn't the next logical step be for you to be brutally murdered with a bloody knife?

seeing as the car will be destroyed with a blunt object i move to change knife to spoon.

Eoin

Prior Of Taize wrote:

seeing as the car will be destroyed with a blunt object i move to change knife to spoon.

I like your logic, but as lots of hammers have sharp bits at the back, how about you compromise with a spork?

LegacyUser

oh and by the way, i would never vandalise her car with a hammer. I am not a thug. I was just annoyed at the time...i say things like that all the time anyway...

Kablamo!

cheesedude wrote:

And as for your second point, I am not a woman. That may be the difference...ya know women and rear view mirrors don't mix...

wow; i'd say you get laid LOADS with that attitude....
bit cocky, aren't you?

''i love me, who do you love?''

Mossy Monk

Longfield wrote:

Suggestion to keep this on topic..traffic cone..put at edge of yer personal space..most ppl respect the cones!!

what if there is crusty students in the area?

^CwAzY^

:v: :v: :v: I suggest pouring petrol through her letterbox and burning her house down. Fight fire with fire :v: :v: :v:

nesf

cheesedude stop abusing/insulting other posters please.

Rabies

Park closer to her side but stay on the edge of your line. Force her to move over more to get out of her car.

Supercell

Mwaahahah, class post, this is becoming entertaining.

Supercell

Mossy Monk wrote:

what if there is crusty students in the area?

Good point, I pay a silly amount to rent in an area where crusty students are unlikely visitors, but yer right, no student house is complete without the obligatory cone!!

LegacyUser

Rabies wrote:

Park closer to her side but stay on the edge of your line. Force her to move over more to get out of her car.

that is what I did do! I hope it does the trick...I will find out when i am heading tonight.

LegacyUser

nesf wrote:

cheesedude stop abusing/insulting other posters please.

Sure thing.

Minesajackdaniels

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

I look forward to the day you die at 50 years of age so you never have to face being elderly yourself.

Nonsense, theyll have cured "old age" by the time I reach 50.

Shabadu

lollers! :v:

Cheesedude wrote:

Bla bla bla, i am going to do a lot better than you in life...if this is your intelligence showing

YAH U R TOTALY RITE IT TOOK ME HOURS 2 RITE DAT POEME AN STUFF,,,

GUD LUK WIT UR FUTURRE AS A NUCLEER PHYSICISICIST

LegacyUser

Shabadu wrote:

lollers! :v:



YAH U R TOTALY RITE IT TOOK ME HOURS 2 RITE DAT POEME AN STUFF,,,

GUD LUK WIT UR FUTURRE AS A NUCLEER PHYSICISICIST

haha Thanks.

Piste

lollers!

CrimE

lollerskates :v:

op: Talk to the old lady about it and stop pissing boards people off with poor threads.

Nimrod's Son

Take the bus/train instead:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=320029
:v:

ballooba

Swap spaces with her?

Ag marbh

cheesedude wrote:

If that woman next door to me parks so close to my car again over the line, i will smash her car with a bloody hammer. She is pissing me off beyond belief. I came out the other day and my mirror was out of position...IT PISSES ME OFF.

You'll be that old person one day.