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Two howaya

  • 02-11-2005 01:07AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭


    Two howaya sluts walk into Brown Thomas (Dublin), they stroll up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it: 'Dat's quite nice innit, don't you tink Jacinta?'. 'Yeah, what's it called?'. 'Viens a moi' 'VIENS A MOI, what the f##k does that mean? At this stage the assistant offers some help. 'Viens a moi, ladies, is French for "come to me". Sharon, takes another sniff and offers her arm to Jacinta again saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?".


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    make the bad man stop!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    lol, nice one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    whats a "howaya" slut?:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 879 ✭✭✭Kablamo!


    whats a "howaya" slut?:confused:

    a knackerette.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,816 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    whats a "howaya" slut?:confused:
    AKA AJH

    Ah jayses, howaya [ Praise be to our heavenly father. How art thou friend ? ]


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    AKA AJH

    Ah jayses, howaya [ Praise be to our heavenly father. How art thou friend ? ]


    lol


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