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Dubliners in Hell

  • 01-11-2005 10:02pm
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    Pauly26
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    Dubliners in Hell
    Two guys from Dublin die and wake up in hell. The devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in anoraks and hoodies warming themselves around the fire.
    The devil asks, "Isn't it hot enough for you?"
    They reply, "'Well, we're from Dublin bud, and it's always raining. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit and dry out eh".
    The devil decides they aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning, there they are, still in anoraks and hoodies. The devil asks again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"
    Again they reply, "Well, like we told ya, we're from Dublin, it's even wetter than Cork, and we're just happy for a chance to warm up and dry out a little, eh."
    This gets the devil steamed up. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go.
    People are wailing and screaming. He finds the two Dubliners in light jackets, grilling sausages and drinking beer.
    The devil is astonished. "Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
    The two Dubliners reply, "We don't get much warm weather in Dublin. We've just got to have a cook-out when the weather is THIS nice."
    The devil is furious, and decides to turn all the heat off in hell.
    The next morning, icicles are everywhere, people are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles. He finds the two Dubliners back in their anoraks and hoodies. But now they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling & screaming like mad men!
    The Devil is dumbfounded. "When I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?"
    The Dubliners look at the devil in surprise, "Don't you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean that Dublin has won the All-Ireland Hurling Championship!"


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