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Evil

  • 27-10-2005 1:06pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭


    Bobby was in a car crash when he was 4 years old.
    As a result of his injury he was blind. All of the doctors tests and
    operations could not restore Bobbys' sight.
    One evening when he was heading up to bed his mother said to him.
    "Bobby do you know what night this is?"
    "No mommy what night is it?" Said Bobby as he felt along the wall to
    his bed room.
    "This is wish night, and if a child wishes real hard on this night it
    will come true"
    "Really???!!!!" said Bobby. "Could I see again???!!!!"
    "Yes." Said his mother as she tucked him into the bed.
    "But only if you wish very hard. Little Bobby sat in his bed wishing.
    He wished as hard as he could. He held his breath so he could put the
    energy for breathing in to wishing.
    His little body rocked back and forth his finger nails cut into the
    palms of his hands as he gripped them into fists. Just before 4 am the
    little boy
    fell asleep exhausted. When his mother woke him up the next day Bobby said.
    "Mommy... Mommy... I still can't see!"

    "I know", said his mother, "April fool."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    Oh no...

    still though.. lol

    See you in hell I suppose. :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭audge


    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, that is brilliant!!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 522 ✭✭✭JungleBunny


    LMAO!
    Nice one!


  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    twisted but good!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    lol!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    HAHAHAHAHA OMG thats fukin brilliant


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Man thats just nasty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    hehe ... like it :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    i feel slightly sickened by that one (maybe it was more the way i laughed when i read it) :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    So evil. So cruel....












    :(











    :)


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I laughed,I cried...all you need in a joke :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    oh,you evil ****,very good joke though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,420 ✭✭✭WellyJ


    Heard it before, slightly different, just as mean and funny though :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Mr.D.Leprachaun


    You're going to hell for telling it and so are we for laughing at it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    oh yeah...straight to Hull with you.
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Rofl :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭allnight_2002


    So evil. So cruel....:eek:

    And yet so funny:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭Angels


    Oh thats terrible. Poor Child!!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    Goody more evil jokes.


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