best come backs

audge · 25-10-2005 2:55pm #1

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

> Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

> Man: Really, I heard its because everyone there calls you a fat sl * t.

>

> Man: Is this seat empty?

> Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

> Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.

>

> Man: Your place or mine?

> Woman: Both, you go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

> Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back f my car,

> I don't give a sh * t where you go.

>

> Man: So what do you do for a living?

> Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

> Man: That explains the moustache then.

>

> (Classic!)

> Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

> Woman: Unfertilised.

> Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your a * se.

>

> Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

> Woman: but would you stay there?

> Man: Probably, cause you seem to be the kind of chick that's impossible to

> shake of once you've been shagged.

>

> Man: Would you like to dance?

> Woman: I'd rather eat glass.

> Man: I think you miss heard me, I said you look fat in those pants.

>

> Man: Where have you been all my life?

> Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.

> Man: Just as well, cause I've been shagging your mum while your dad

> watches.

>

> Man: You're pretty

> Woman: P * ss Off.

> Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... Ugly, you fat b* tch.