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  • 14-10-2005 11:55pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 315 ✭✭


    I can be , random, stupid and generaly myself here? muwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha.. *chokes*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No you may not. You must conform. Fill out forms 12/R/3, 19/C/Alpha, and 602/D/5-602/D74 to recieve your shoes (blue), socks (blue), pants (blue) shirt (blue) and hat (Aggressive lilac, or "pink"). Then proceed to the Leader's Institution, where you will be asked to sit in the BLUE chair to await further instructions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Sarky wrote:
    Aggressive lilac
    Or vivacious mauve, incredulous maroon or Rapscallion orange.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Ah yes. I see your forms are in order. Step through to recieve your medical.

    Yes.

    That corner.

    No, facing the wall is fine.

    Ha ha! No don't worry about it- you'll be fine :)

    Good now just focus on the BLUE circle while holding both hands atop your hat.

    Now you *may* feel a slight pinch.

    ...

    ...

    ...

    Well there's no need to scream that loud.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    He must be overstimulated. Replace the hat with a BLUE one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Are you sure Sarky? You know what happened last time we used the Blue Hat.... :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I dont tell me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    amp wrote:
    Are you sure Sarky? You know what happened last time we used the Blue Hat.... :eek:

    What? You talkin about Jess?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Im not a blue hat...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Jezza is not a blue hat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    U tell him Amp!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Quite so.

    She survived the Agressive Lilac hat procedure.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I did? Yay!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    There were some side-effects though...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Immunity to banning for one. A bit like Captain Scarlet but with boobs, really. Oh, and BLUE. Except for the hat.

    Now CONFORM.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    My boobs....... :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 315 ✭✭Glazun


    I see.. I have.. blue clothes.. *stands against blue wall* now they'll never find me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Redhairedguy


    Glazun wrote:
    I see.. I have.. blue clothes.. *stands against blue wall* now they'll never find me.

    At least you have clothes...... They still haven't returned my pants after my medical examination..... God.... is my a$$ still supposed to be bleeding? 3 months on and it still hasn't healed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    thanks for that image


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 315 ✭✭Glazun


    ....

    .......

    ...........

    <_< *pogos around*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    My blue hat is not dangerous, excuse me while I go carry out it's bidding...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    where are these blue hats available at?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I got ine in top shop a few years ago...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    In Berechtsgaden I went into the hat shop and asked, auf Deutsch

    "Have you any hats?"

    And then I went into a chocolate shop, a shop that sold just chocolate and chocolate derivatives, and asked, while standing right beside a shelf full of chocolatey products,

    "Excuse me, do you sell chocolate here?"

    The confusion was visible. And hilarious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Le Rack wrote:
    My blue hat is not dangerous, excuse me while I go carry out it's bidding...


    We are too late.

    *Prepares to send a crack extermination team to Le Rack's house*

    Standard procedure- The target, her parents, siblings, pets, and wardrobe. Go! Go! Go!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 Willy


    BLUE HAT


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