Pat Patterson?

Riamfada · 13-10-2005 11:01am #1

Who is this pat patterson thats all over the toilets. Am i missing somthing?

Jonny Arson · 13-10-2005 11:07am

Pat Patterson with 2 t's was wrestler.... Pat Paterson is our God.

ghostchant · 13-10-2005 11:07am

Nothing witty or funny anyway

Dave! · 13-10-2005 11:43am

Pat Paterson is my first, my last, my everything.

john^doyle · 13-10-2005 1:25pm

Pat Patterson invented the accordion in the 1950s, it was originally an instrument of death but in the 80s the French began to play music on it. Pat has no hard feelings against them.

Pat Patterson once killed a busload of nuns - just to watch them die.

tintinr35 · 13-10-2005 1:47pm

he is budda's twin brother, seperated at birth so the story goes

Riamfada · 13-10-2005 1:48pm

Im already sorry for starting this thread

ghostchant · 13-10-2005 5:45pm

Pat Paterson is dead...long live Gerald Brisco!

zinc · 14-10-2005 1:28pm

Pat was a student in UCD actually a while back, his mates used to write **** about him in the Ag jacks and its spread, I met him in the bar before, he's actually quite a sound guy.

Firewalkwithme · 14-10-2005 1:31pm

Pat Patterson was the first ever WWF Intercontinental Champion and is the subject of a question on the Wrestling Trivia Thread on the Pro-Wrestling forum as we speak.

beamo · 14-10-2005 8:35pm

pat paterson was the gunman atop the grassy knole

besty · 15-10-2005 1:01am

according to dr.marie cassidy, pat paterson put the "pat" in state pathologist

spaczed · 15-10-2005 1:27pm

Pat patterson co wrote the dukes of hazzard......although he does not approve of the movie remake he thinks Jessica Simpson is "a bit of all right"

john^doyle · 16-10-2005 10:23am

pat patterson once drew a circle with more than 360 degrees.

padser · 16-10-2005 12:26pm

Contrary to popular opinion pat patterson's aunt did NOT play for Real Madrid in the 80's. However Pat himself is an accomplished sports mans being capped 3 times for the Irish rugby team and scoring 1 try.

Pat patterson is, was, and ever shall be.
Amen

pookie pixie · 16-10-2005 3:06pm

Pat patterson once ate a spoon of butter for the laugh and got sick all over Th L. FACT.

His arch nemisis is Danial Wang of S.U. poster fame (just watch the toilets overflow with a new hero....horahh!!)

Jonny Arson · 16-10-2005 3:21pm

Pat Paterson is the auditor of the Islamic Society.

padser · 16-10-2005 7:15pm

pookie pixie wrote:

Pat patterson once ate a spoon of butter for the laugh and got sick all over Th L. FACT.

His arch nemisis is Danial Wang of S.U. poster fame (just watch the toilets overflow with a new hero....horahh!!)

Pat patterson would not approve of that quote

humbert · 16-10-2005 8:19pm

I hate pat Patterson, I think I've read every unoriginal iteration of the pat Patterson saga and I beg those people who spend their precious time writing on the walls of smelly toilet cubicles to invest just a small portion of that time thinking of something wittier or more thought provoking than 'Pat Patterson did not have sexual relations with that woman',or maybe I'm just a grumpy b****** who spends too much time reading the graffiti on toilet walls...

Jonny Arson · 16-10-2005 9:47pm

Pat Paterson publicly does not condone the vandalism of UCD's toilets of immature comments about himself.

Dave! · 16-10-2005 10:00pm

humbert wrote:

or maybe I'm just a grumpy b****** who spends too much time reading the graffiti on toilet walls...

Possibly...:o

Mr.Nice Guy · 16-10-2005 10:12pm

humbert wrote:

I hate pat Patterson, I think I've read every unoriginal iteration of the pat Patterson saga and I beg those people who spend their precious time writing on the walls of smelly toilet cubicles to invest just a small portion of that time thinking of something wittier or more thought provoking than 'Pat Patterson did not have sexual relations with that woman',

Ok then. 'Pat Paterson did have sexual relations with that woman'.

tintinr35 · 22-12-2005 2:44am

i had very close contact with pat today!! was opening the post at work and there in an envelope was a cheque from a mister Pat Patterson i pissed myself laughing but then began to think have i possibily met the great one and not known about it!! i also looked up his account on our computer!! who wants pat pattersons address!

Chinafoot · 22-12-2005 3:35am

My mates brother is called Pat Patterson.

Mr.Nice Guy · 22-12-2005 3:45am

peachypants wrote:

My mates brother is called Pat Patterson.

Your brother must have some stories.;)

Riamfada · 22-12-2005 4:04am

tintinr35 · 22-12-2005 2:27pm

Grimes wrote:

ha ha funny:rolleyes: i think it was approprite to post in this rather than starting yet another pat thread may as well have a concise thread with all pat related info!!
peachy get out that sticky tape/ pritt stick etc!!

LovelyHurling · 22-12-2005 2:56pm

Anyone remember the last Dean of Christchurch, Dean Patterson? His wife's name was Pat! So thats whos been responsible for all of this toilet grafiti - in the men's bathrooms

It's always the ones youd least suspect...:cool:

Chinafoot · 22-12-2005 4:01pm

tintinr35 wrote:

ha ha funny:rolleyes: i think it was approprite to post in this rather than starting yet another pat thread may as well have a concise thread with all pat related info!!
peachy get out that sticky tape/ pritt stick etc!!

now this is one thread i wont sticky!!!

and only cos you want me to!

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Your brother must have some stories.

tis my friend's brother actually......

tintinr35 · 22-12-2005 9:02pm

peachypants wrote:

now this is one thread i wont sticky!!! and only cos you want me to!

tis my friend's brother actually......

wheres your ucd spirit woman

Chinafoot · 23-12-2005 2:18am

tintinr35 wrote:

wheres your ucd spirit woman

Spirit??? In UCD???? Holy crapfork Batman!

tintinr35 · 23-12-2005 3:46am

ah now i know spirit is crap but have a bit of pride woman pat is an institution!!;)

Riamfada · 23-12-2005 9:26am

http://homepage.mac.com/viktor2/btw/Pat%20Patterson.html

23-12-2005 11:13am

Pat Patterson wishes he was in N.U.I.Gee. toilets!:)

Scraggs · 31-12-2005 12:59am

i was talking to a pat patterson yday... hes 2nd BESS in trinners LMAO when i heard says he gets that alot from ucdians

TheVan · 01-01-2006 5:42pm

Pat Patterson enjoys the literature of Enid Blyton.

Pat Patterson thinks that Lord Denning was a reformer before his time and respects his many decisions in the House of Lords.

Incidentally there was an article in the college tribune last year i think which went through Pat's history in detail (something about Pat's gender being a cause for dispute because the Pat can be a male or female name but more likely to be male because of the pat in paterfamilias etc......) If anyone still has that article it has all the info boards needs on Pat!

elmyra · 07-01-2006 8:39pm

Pat Paterson knows how they put the fig in the fig roll.

Pat Paterson can divide by zero.

Pat Paterson can cut onions without crying.

Pat Paterson can believe it's not butter.

panda100 · 07-01-2006 10:46pm

TheVan wrote:

Pat Patterson enjoys the literature of Enid Blyton.

Pat Patterson thinks that Lord Denning was a reformer before his time and respects his many decisions in the House of Lords.

Incidentally there was an article in the college tribune last year i think which went through Pat's history in detail (something about Pat's gender being a cause for dispute because the Pat can be a male or female name but more likely to be male because of the pat in paterfamilias etc......) If anyone still has that article it has all the info boards needs on Pat!

yeah didnt they come up with the idea that pat is really the son of god because pater means father in latin so paterson in fact means son of god.........better not let tom cruise get wind of this new religion,scientology was so 20th century.

BKtje · 08-01-2006 4:04am

better not let tom cruise get wind of this new religion,scientology was so 20th century.

yeah cos like...Tom Cruise wont come out of the closest.
(not to mention John Travolta or tha other guy)

LovelyHurling · 08-01-2006 2:49pm

Patology (not the smelly kind) anyone?

08-01-2006 2:53pm

B-K-DzR wrote:

yeah cos like...Tom Cruise wont come out of the closest.
(not to mention John Travolta or tha other guy)

R Kelly?

"And then I take out my gun......."

Pat Patterson?

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