gods holiday

jaggeh · 11-10-2005 9:31am #1

God's sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the
pressures and stresses of being number one, so he's decided to go on
holiday.

He calls all his super-being mates up and they pop round to
discuss a few suggestions over a pint and a joint.

'What about Mars?' says one of them.

'Nah, I went there 15,000 years ago,' says God. 'It was ****,
no atmosphere and too dusty.'

'What about Pluto?' suggests another.

'Nah I went there about 10,000 years ago,' says God. 'F***ing freezing.'

'What about Mercury then?' says another.

'It's nice but I went there about 5000 years ago. I nearly
burnt me bol1ocks off it was that hot. Never again,' says God.

'Well what about earth then?' suggests another.

'You must be joking,' says God, 'I went there about 2000 years
shagged some Israeli bird, and they're still f***ing talking
about it.'

slumped · 11-10-2005 9:33am

No no no no no no no no no no no no

I'll have to stop you there. No reason, I just HAVE to stop you.

jaggeh · 11-10-2005 10:24am

stop THIS *makes thrusting motion with crotch*

Oriel · 11-10-2005 11:32am

If that was an Islamic joke, you'd be racist.
But it's not. So you're OK.

jaggeh · 11-10-2005 12:25pm

what has islam got to do with god?

Oriel · 11-10-2005 12:55pm

*sigh* nevermind.

jaggeh · 11-10-2005 1:06pm

you must be devoid of a sense of humor if you cant spot an obvious joke.

lighten up, its ok that god doesnt exist.

Oriel · 11-10-2005 1:40pm

jaggeh wrote:

you must be devoid of a sense of humor if you cant spot an obvious joke.

How ironic

Could you not see that I was originally joking by saying it's "ok" to joke about Christianity but if it was about Islam then some people would only then consider it racist?

jaggeh · 11-10-2005 1:46pm

sinecurea wrote:

If that was an Islamic joke, you'd be racist.
But it's not. So you're OK.

no what you implied was that islamic people have no sense of humor and THAT is racist.

Oriel · 11-10-2005 1:58pm

Ah ffs. I'm not going to on with this. Needless to say I was not implying anything about any religion other that Christianity.I can see this being a long drawn out affair, and frankly, you're not worth it.