Whats the best part about killing someone?

05-10-2005 2:08pm #1

If you kill somone you are a murder and there is no best part

Gone West · 05-10-2005 2:20pm

eating their children?

Tar.Aldarion · 05-10-2005 2:36pm

I'll have to say the guilt Bob.

And the circle gets the square,good night folks!

Shabadu · 05-10-2005 2:38pm

Making tender love to their body while their sobbing husband looks on, tied to a chair?

Nevyn · 05-10-2005 3:37pm

Bathing in thier still warm blood ?

koneko · 05-10-2005 3:40pm

The paycheck.

Rhyme · 05-10-2005 5:09pm

The extra trophy

Talliesin · 05-10-2005 8:05pm

It's not just how I feel about them, but the way the make me feel about myself.

Capt'n Midnight · 05-10-2005 8:46pm

You get an all expenses paid trip to a lovely hotel with a gym, and all you have to do is write a book. They won't let you out until you finish the book which you can then sell and you'll have lots of character.

[rant]Having enough pull so that a judge who sent a handbag snatcher down for 7 years will let you out after just one.

or

crashing out in the Attorney General's gaff afterwards

or

on victim number 3 the gun jams so you act crazy get sent to a looney bin and then just sign your self out and skip to England. [/rant]

county · 06-10-2005 12:59am

Shabadu wrote:

Making tender love to their body while their sobbing husband looks on, tied to a chair?

ok :eek:

funk-you · 06-10-2005 1:24am

Knowing that my smug face is the last thing they'll see as the life slowly drains from the limpening body. you're not so f*cking smart now are you, you little shii...............................................None of you heard that right?

tintinr35 · 06-10-2005 2:00am

Shabadu wrote:

Making tender love to their body while their sobbing husband looks on, tied to a chair?

thats sick!!!! but funny all the same

Sarky · 06-10-2005 5:22am

There's nothing funny about making love to a fresh corpse.

Really, really hot maybe. But not funny. That's just nasty.

Chad ghostal · 06-10-2005 5:40am

eating the soul.

*nyom*

06-10-2005 7:53am

cleaning up the mess

ApeXaviour · 06-10-2005 12:58pm

Stealing their wallet tbh. Great fun! It's not like somebody's gonna cancel the credit cards right away or anything

Femelade · 07-10-2005 3:01pm

oh it has to be mopping up the blood with some bread, like an egg yolk after a fry up.

Arucard · 10-10-2005 5:04pm

necrophilia, duh

MadPatrick · 12-10-2005 3:58pm

Having a decent meal for a change, just avoid the ass area. That would make you a bit of a weirdo.

Or of course seeing how long you can keep them on the brink of death before they finally succumb. My personal best is 8 days and about 6 hrs. Not too sure coz of the red mist that descends sometimes.

tintinr35 · 12-10-2005 5:47pm

:eek: chopping them into little pieces and keeping them in the deep freeze, every week send a bit back to their relatives in the post :eek:
kind of like a jig saw if u will

Karoma · 13-10-2005 1:56am

Making another Weekend At Bernie's ..

13-10-2005 9:01am

Where you convince them to put you in their will so you get a big pay off :cool:

Ray777 · 13-10-2005 1:22pm

Having a new friend that will never leave you and never talk back (most of the time).

Tar.Aldarion · 13-10-2005 1:45pm

http://www.wob****e.co.uk/zak/net_mag/kermit_suicide.jpg

edit:damn you censored words!

Capt'n Midnight · 13-10-2005 7:51pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

http://www.wob****e.co.uk/zak/net_mag/kermit_suicide.jpg

edit:damn you censored words!

http://tinyurl.com/bgaxp

18-10-2005 10:46am

Having to shít in a bucket in "The Joy" then suing the state for millions cause shítting in a bucket is a breech of your human rights.

blu_sonic · 18-10-2005 10:47pm

em, the not doing it?

Chad ghostal · 18-10-2005 11:14pm

Dressing the bodies up to play "look who's round for tea!"

blu_sonic · 18-10-2005 11:16pm

lol!!! maybe the silence of the lamb status your going for there chad?

Whats the best part about killing someone?

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