Non Pc Material, Dont read if ur easily offended!

Xterminator · 10-09-2001 3:41pm #1

For all you culchies out there.
as you have trouble understanding what the Dubs are exactly saying, here is an amendment to your thesauruses!

>
>BRUCE AND JACKIES
>When you see a particularly attractive girl on a cold day
>"Look at the Bruce and Jackies on her". Referring to Bruce Lee and
>Jackie Chan - a right pair of hard nips.
>
>AEROPLANE BLONDE
>One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'!
>
>BADLY PACKED KEBAB
>A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.
>
>BRITNEY SPEARS
>Modern Slang for 'beers'.
>e.g. "Couple of Britney's please Doreen".
>
>MUMBLER
>An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc.
>i.e. You can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what
>they're saying
>
>BEER SCOOTER
>the ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not
>remember it.
>e.g.. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have
>caught the beer scooter".
>
>BUNNY-BOILER
>An unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling
>scene in
>the film "Fatal Attraction".
>e.g. "I don't like the look of that aeroplane blonde-could be a
>bunny
>boiler".
>
>JOHNNY-NO-STARS
>A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who
>works
>in
>a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying
>stars
>that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of
>training.
>
>NELSON MANDELA
>Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).
>
>ONE IN THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE
>The need to defecate imminently.
>
>PEARL HARBOUR
>Cold (weather).
>An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there!"
>Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.
>
>SALAD DODGER
>An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
>
>SWAMP-DONKEY
>A deeply unattractive woman.
>
>TART FUEL
>Bottled Alcopops,
>e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
>
>UP ON BLOCKS
>Menstruating. i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage.
>e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on
>blocks".
>
>WALLACE AND GROMIT
>Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
>
>WYNONA RYDER
>Rhyming Slang for 'cider'.
>e.g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please
>Doreen".