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Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone (Condensed)

  • 02-10-2005 2:16pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,249 ✭✭✭


    Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
    (aka: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)
    (printed version)
    By J. K. Rowling



    Harry Potter
    I thought I was a lowly child; instead, I'm a wizard.
    Hagrid
    Harry, here are some secrets I'm not supposed to tell you.
    Harry Potter
    (saves the world)

    THE END



    Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    (aka: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)
    (secret version)
    By J. K. Rowling



    Harry Potter
    I thought I was a lowly child; instead, I'm a wizard.
    J. K. Rowling
    Now that I have your attention, my pretties, here is how you perform satanic rituals and become demons.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,186 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    I swear officer its not my fault I crashed, fúcking tumbleweed came out of nowhere!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    *yawn*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    *shakes head and walks away


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Sangre wrote:
    I swear officer its not my fault I crashed, fúcking tumbleweed came out of nowhere!
    LOL! I might have to use that one if I get pulled over


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Malafus


    If you're going to steal stuff off www.rinkworks.com, at least choose some of the good ones. :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Sangre wrote:
    I swear officer its not my fault I crashed, fúcking tumbleweed came out of nowhere!
    Thats the only funny thing on this thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Ahh god,stop with the terrible bad 'jokes' :(


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