Official October Reminders

supersheep · 01-10-2005 4:47pm #1

As it is now October, it is time for a few important messages.

All sightings of the first of Octember are to be reported to the Dr. Suess Memorial Hospital and Experimental Mattress Factory. It is entirely possible that this month may occur between September and October in the personal timelines of some people, as opposed to what is believed to be its usual location between October, November and Lord's cricket ground. Anyone who is currently experiencing this month, please get me a Jook-a-Mazoon and tickets to the French Hock-Zocker finals in Biarritz.
Someone please wake up Billy-Joe Armstrong. He has had a nice nap, now he needs to get up and revive the fortunes of flagging eyeliner firms.
It is three weeks and a day until my birthday. All must hail my amazingness.
I like jam.

tSubh Dearg · 01-10-2005 4:57pm

supersheep wrote:

[*]I like jam.

very kind of you to say so.

Capt'n Midnight · 01-10-2005 5:08pm

Great only 30 days to Christmas.

Femelade · 01-10-2005 6:01pm

supersheep wrote:

As it is now October, it is time for a few important messages.
All sightings of the first of Octember are to be reported to the Dr. Suess Memorial Hospital and Experimental Mattress Factory. It is entirely possible that this month may occur between September and October in the personal timelines of some people, as opposed to what is believed to be its usual location between October, November and Lord's cricket ground. Anyone who is currently experiencing this month, please get me a Jook-a-Mazoon and tickets to the French Hock-Zocker finals in Biarritz.

Someone please wake up Billy-Joe Armstrong. He has had a nice nap, now he needs to get up and revive the fortunes of flagging eyeliner firms.

It is three weeks and a day until my birthday. All must hail my amazingness.

I like jam.

LMAO

*claps hands*

very good

amp · 01-10-2005 7:30pm

OCTEMBER? What the hell happened to Septober? Man times flies faster as you get older. Tea-cups too!.

supersheep · 01-10-2005 10:16pm

Don't you remember the First of Octember?

amp · 02-10-2005 12:22pm

No, I may have been drinking. I do remember the Ides of Mayrch though.

jezza · 02-10-2005 1:02pm

ITS MY BIRTHDAY IS OCTEMBER! I LIKEYS. Im gonna be 17 WHOLE years old!!!!! Yay!!!!

supersheep · 02-10-2005 1:29pm

It's a month of greatness, when lots and lots of stuff arrives for us all... Unfortunately, it only seems to visit us irregularly, while people from the ninth dimension and Spain get it much more often... Grr...

jezza · 02-10-2005 1:33pm

Yeah the bastards! I likeys october... i have my burpday and halloween! Yayness. October full of great things!!

amp · 02-10-2005 1:34pm

Damn those nine dimensional Spaniards! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!

supersheep · 02-10-2005 1:49pm

Ooh, jezz, me too! Three weeks til mine, when's yours? We should have a joint party on your board, invite Amz's brick, and talk in three word sentences...

jezza · 02-10-2005 3:02pm

7th of October...all day!! My forum will need ye all that day for spam fest!!

Chad ghostal · 03-10-2005 5:36am

So how many bank-holidays are in octember? .. is it still illegal to flash tourists in octember?

amp · 03-10-2005 7:51am

January - Januberry
February - Febsmall
March - Mayrch
April - Aprillia
May - Marych
June - Junly
July - Julny
August - Augustorama
September - Septober
October - Octember
November - Novarember
December - Dexismas

03-10-2005 11:18am

I need to do my washing next week.

Also my annual shower is coming up. Need to buy brillo pads.

jezza · 03-10-2005 4:40pm

Lmfao

ANarcho-Munk · 04-10-2005 2:43pm

BEWARE THE EYES OF MAYRCH!! they are pointy and sharp and make me feel sick

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Official October Reminders

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