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  • 30-09-2005 02:06AM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭


    Sean leased a flat and went to the hall to put his name on his
    letterbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the
    apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe, Sean smiled at the
    young woman and she started a conversation with him.

    As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
    nothing else on, Poor Sean broke out into a sweat trying to maintain
    eye contact.

    After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's
    go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

    He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door and leaned
    against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she
    purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

    Flustered and embarrassed, Sean finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
    ears!"

    Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these
    breasts, they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt
    is firm and solid! Look at my skin no blemishes anywhere! How can you
    feel the best part of my body is my ears?!"

    Clearing his throat, Sean stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard
    someone coming? That was me."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭Yook


    Lol! :D:D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Pauly26


    Brilliant fcuking brilliant again just what i needed at this time in the morning


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Classic. :D:D:D


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    thats a good one!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,252 ✭✭✭deisedevil


    Cheered me up :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭tallus


    excellent :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Ahh that is f**kin savage,didnt even see it 'coming'(get it)

    LOL


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