Please Insult me !

Chong

I am looking to put together as many insults so please insult everyone.

county

bell end

Chong

Keep it coming.

I have a lot of insult competitions we my mate a college , but he always comes up with the best, I need help.

koneko

You smell like an old lady!
You rotten bag of human puss!

Rhyme

You smell like Bigfoots d*ck
C*ck Knocker
D*ck Slap
F*cktard

Tobias Greeshman

C*ck S***er
S*** for Brains
You smell like your mothers crotch

county

yes his mother does pong a bit

Capt'n Midnight

You're not worth insulting.

Steveire

I'm sure there's plenty in thunderdome.

funk-you

-w*nkstain
-F*ckhead
-Jeez, i had to glance a second time at your ma. i though i saw a squirrel on her chin, its ok though it was just her beard.
-You have cum stains on the BACK of your cacks
-Sparrow knob
-Man you're hairy, i was expecting sigourney weaver to jump out of the mist behind you.
-I was walking by your house last night and all i could hear was your garbled voice shouting: "It puts the lotion in the basket". Whats up with that?
-You're fat, ugly and nobody likes you.
-why is it always the ugly people who are assholes?
-There's some bang off your sister, i could barely keep it up.
-well i suppose you'd have a chance with her alright, if she digs the whole bean head look.
-i'm not staring at your tits, i'm wondering how someone goes about being that fat. seriously, put down the fork.
-you're not funny, you're ugly.
-whats it like to have no friends?
-whats up with you cankles, do you special socks made? Seriously, i'm curious.

No offence man.*








*May be lying

Illegal Alien

Tell your mother to stop changing her lipstick f*ck wad! My <ock is like a fu*king rainbow! That retarded bit<h!! I cracked her over the head with here wheelchair!

Your breath smells like co<k cheese! Did one of your clients have knob rot you fu*king rent boy!!

Knock Knock
*who's there?*
Shut the fu*k up you f@ggot!

Why did your mate cross the road?
Cause his co<k was stuck in the chickens arse!

(say to your mate infront of all your other mates unexpectedly)
Hey John, did you ever get that rancid mole takin off your co<k?

You are a fu<king sex gimp...bow down and kiss my ring.

johnny_ultimate

You smell of cabbage mixed with vinegar. You look like a half digested bowl of cornflakes. Your father was a piece of paper and your mother is a non erasable marker. You're about as useless as CD Rom in a toaster. You're so stupid, even your lunch outperformed you in your last test. Finally, your arse looks like a deformed stapler.

AllStar

wtf none of that is the slight bit insulting u muppet

Le Rack

johnny you're crap. seriously.

You're not the town bike. That's too good for you. You're more like part of Irish Ferries. Ya know about 400 at a time?!

Knob jockey.

At least my current boyf doesn't have a two inch knob, and knows how to please a girl.

Well there's not much you can do with a matchstick...

What's the difference btween a pub and a clitoris?
Most men can find pub!

amp

WDK wrote:

I am looking to put together as many insults so please insult everyone.

You're obsessed with a fictional character that's barking insane.










man of science ftw. At least he's in there with Kate

*adele*

you have fat thighs

LegacyUser

scab