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Irish Homecoming

  • 26-09-2005 03:37PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭


    An Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.

    Upon her return, her father cussed her; "Where d'hell have ye been all

    this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let

    us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp!

    Don't you know what you put yer Ma through??!!"

    The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Da... I became a

    prostitute..."

    "WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to

    this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"

    "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Ma this luxury fur

    coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account

    certificate for 5 million euro. For my little brother, this gold Rolex,

    and for you Da, the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible

    that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country

    Club...(takes a breath)...an invitation for you all to spend New Years'

    Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."

    "Now what was it you said you had become?"

    Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! ... Sniff,

    sniff"

    "BeJayzus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought You said "a

    Protestant". Come here and give yer ole da a hug!"



Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Lol. brilliant. One of the best so far, but not as good as Captain Midnights "Steve the Grasshopper" joke last week but still great :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭tallus


    Excellent :-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Gandalf23


    lol :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭_Turismo4


    Nice one!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    thats so hilarious I had to put down my drink.. no, honestly!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Thats the best thing I've read in weeks. :D:D:D:D:D


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