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Chop Suey Fungee

  • 26-09-2005 9:04am
    #1
    Sponge Bob
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 25,234 ✭✭✭✭


    http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html
    A side effect of the recent hurricanes in the gulf
    Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.
    Yep, they were not decommissioned in time and went awol with the hardware.
    the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns.
    whoops, 36 of them .
    If divers or windsurfers are mistaken for a spy or suicide bomber and if equipped with special harnesses carrying toxic darts, they could fire,' he said. 'The darts are designed to put the target to sleep so they can be interrogated later, but what happens if the victim is not found for hours?'
    Imagine they find their way to Kerry and start taking potshots at the American tourists in Dingle ....dear dear.


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  • #2
    TerrorFirmer
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    Quite the predictament. It does sound like it could be extremely serious, but to be honest I laughed at the imagery of the Dolphins attacking tourists and also at my own conjured imagery of Dolphins craftily shooting darts at passer bys who drop lifelessly into the water.

    It could make a great movie. :D


  • #3
    Sponge Bob
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    MobileInfantry wrote:
    my own conjured imagery of Dolphins craftily shooting darts at passer bys who drop lifelessly into the water.

    Yer average Kerryman going in for his morning dip appears to drop lifelessly into the water as you put it so delicately .

    It could be a bloody carnage down there ! , I'd say they've followed the gulf stream across by now.


  • #4
    angelofdeath
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    Attack of the Killer Dolphins, too good to be true


  • #5
    netwhizkid
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    This reminds me of the simpsons halloween special, anyway its not called dingle but an daingean, anyway we have got fungee to negoiate a truce, he was in contact with them and so far they have decided to avoid an attack on Dublin as the water is so damn polluted.


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