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Paddy goes to the dentist

  • 26-09-2005 12:00AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,046 ✭✭✭


    Paddy asks the dentist what is involved in getting all teeth removed in preparation for dentures.

    Dentist : "That's a major procedure. I'll administer a general anaesthetic so there'll be no pain, but it'll cost you €1200"

    Paddy : "What! I can't afford that, is there not a cheaper option?"

    Dentist : "Well you could go for local anaesthetic, but there would be quite a bit of pain for a few days after, that would be €800"

    Paddy : "You must be joking, I'm not paying that, look what is your absolute rock bottom option?"

    Dentist : "OK, there is the €150 option, but I would most certainly not recommend it - No anaesthetic, buckets of blood, and excruciating pain for weeks"

    Paddy : "Grand cake, book the wife in for noon tomorrow."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭sgske


    LOL
    brilliant! i was laughing for 5 minutes!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭tallus


    rotfl :-))))))


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Hahaha, good one, wasn't expecting that punchline. Great joke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,393 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    Is grand cake a new way of saying yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,046 ✭✭✭democrates


    "Grand Cake, Nora" is the full line, from James Joyces Ulysses.
    I think it was used in some ad in the 70's or 80's, and thus became a popular way of adding a little literary decoration to "fine", "grand" etc.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Diarmsquid


    :D That's a good one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭_Turismo4


    i love a good joke. keep em coming...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 719 ✭✭✭CrimE


    Thats well funny. Wasnt expecting that punchline, keep em coming :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Gandalf23


    excellent lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    ROFL. Thats one evil man.


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