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Joke!

  • 23-09-2005 01:24AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,032 ✭✭✭


    A woman on her death bed in a coma. The nurses are giving her a bed bath and notice when they touch her private area her heart rate improves.So they suggest to the husband that a little oral sex might do her some good!!

    He's a little surprised, but goes in behind the curtain and a few minutes later all the monitors go blank and the woman dies. :(

    The nurses rush in and ask what happened? The husband says "I'm not sure,but I think she choked!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    mad m wrote:
    A woman on her death bed in a coma. The nurses are giving her a bed bath and notice when they touch her private area her heart rate improves.So they suggest to the husband that a little oral sex might X do her some good!!

    He's a little surprised, but goes in behind the curtain and a few minutes later all the monitors go blank and the woman dies. :(

    The nurses rush in and ask what happened? The husband says "I'm not sure,but I think she choked!"

    The X is where I knew what the punchline was going to be. Keep them coming though, jokes are always appreciated.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    It made me laugh out loud. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 255 ✭✭ratboy


    3.5 out of 10 for that joke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    lol...class


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