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Just how evil is Evil Phil?

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  • 22-09-2005 11:10am
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    Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭


    I've been pondering this of late; I call into question "Evil" Phil's association with the fallen angel.

    Far too many times have I seen him polite and helpful.
    What stories have YOU to tell about him?

    I hereby propse that his name be altered to Nice Phil.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Evil Phil is not evil.

    I generally refer to him as Rather Nice Phil.

    His name was indeed changed to Not So Evil Phil for a while at Thaed's request.

    Evil Phil's appearance is said to take on an "evil" look in certain states of inebriation, hence the name.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    I challenged Evil Phil to a fight to the death and he hasn't answered me. I am left with only one conclusion, he is Not So Evil.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I think Evil Phil is actually incredibly evil. He just hides it well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    amp wrote:
    I think Evil Phil is actually incredibly evil. He just hides it well.
    By having the word "Evil" in his username.

    Cunning.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Much in the same way that Achilles was killed by an arrow through his Achilles heel. What are the odds!!??11


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    I dont think anybody with a corduroy fetish can be evil.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    If the search feature was active you could look for the thread in feed back
    started infact not by me but my Wwm requesting a change of name for
    Evil phil to Not So Evil Phil.

    This caused a lot of trouble and upset and angst so much so he threatened
    to quit boards.
    There is a rather emotional entry in his blog about it.

    Tbh having Evil Phil as a nick means people maybe wary so that he can
    be as helpful and as charming as he wishes or naturally is but if people
    cross a line then they have already been warned.
    Handy like having people aware that you are a Bitch.

    Evil , Not So Evil doesnt really matter he is a stand up guy in my book.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Now I feel bad. I don't challenge him anymore. He can have a cookie instead.

    I don't have any cookies, but if I did he'd get one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    amp wrote:
    Much in the same way that Achilles was killed by an arrow through his Achilles heel. What are the odds!!??11
    And like how Lou Gehrig died from Lou Gehrig's Disease.

    How'd he not see that one coming?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    I think we should have an alter-ego day where we get to be Evil <nickname> or Good <nickname> for a day. I'll be Evil Koneko and I'll rule the board with an iron fist.


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    i've met evil phil, he's not so evil,
    he's polite and looks younger then me, BUT HE ISNT!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well I'm all for iron fisting, but can there be lemonade and crisps too?


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    There's always time for lemonade and crisps.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    If evil alter-ego's are in order then beards are in order also... everyones evil self has a beard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Where does that leave me?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    Exactly opposite to where you are now...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Sarky, you are someone else's evil self.

    I've met Good Sarky. Poor bastard, you have to feel sorry for him. He's not as much fun though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Probably has a bald chin and amazingly positive outlook on life.

    Poor bastard is right.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,064 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Maybe he's not named for the thing he has done, but for the things he will do after luring all of us into a false sense of security. :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    He's evil, but he's also never going to let me corner him in a bar again and talk at him about films. :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,468 ✭✭✭Evil Phil


    I'm ressurecting this thread folks as I've just found it. There are a number of stories for why I'm called Evil Phil. One is the inebriation story, one is I used to play Quake using that name (back when I played quake). The other is that I'm evil and the other is that I'm NOT evil so it was a good nick name.

    Some people call my Foggy but that's a different story.

    Dogville is a great movie, especially the end with her revenge for the figurines, so you can talk to me about movies any time you want Minesaglassofandrewsgodmyheadhurts.

    Koneko, if you're challenge still stands I'm accept.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,468 ✭✭✭Evil Phil


    As for the fallen one, he was the Lords favourite arch-angel. Is this relevant? Who knows.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    But I'm weak like a kitten, and you'd crush me with your iron fist. I also took back that challenge and offered you a cookie.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,468 ✭✭✭Evil Phil


    You can't take back a challenge like that. Champagne corks and top-hats at dawn would be an acceptable alternative.
    Thaedydal wrote:
    This caused a lot of trouble and upset and angst so much so he threatened
    to quit boards.

    The whole f*cking world was out to get me that day and the whole f*cking world can still f*ck off for it pacman.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Alright, champagne corks and tophats it is. To the death! (or honour, or someone's hat falls off).


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