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Bush joke

  • 16-09-2005 07:56PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭


    Reporter: 'Mr. President, what's your position on Roe versus Wade?'

    Bush: 'I don't really care how people get out of New Orleans.'


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I had to think about that one for a while, but then :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭Exit


    Reporter: "Mr. Bush, what are your thoughts on Beirut?"

    Bush: "He was a great ballplayer"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Didnt get the second one :o

    I wish i didnt get the first one :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭nobodythere


    Beirut = Babe Ruth?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    grasshopa wrote:
    Beirut = Babe Ruth?

    </chinese_voice>You are learning grasshopper</chinese_voice>

    In all seriousness though, Bush is a bit too easy of a target to even be funny any more, ****ing ****tard like him.

    Baz_


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Ah thank you Mr. Hopa :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭Exit


    The Batman convention is in town...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭EFC-4eva


    as he once said: the french dont even have a word for entrepenuer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,132 ✭✭✭Dinner


    EFC-4eva wrote:
    as he once said: the french dont even have a word for entrepenuer.

    'fraid not....

    First one is good though, and the second one was once I got it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,378 ✭✭✭pred racer


    first one is classic!!! best bush joke ever!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭EFC-4eva


    Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
    A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.


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